When she tires of you, and throws you out, taking custody of lemmy, you'll be back to your cold empty house and pricey train tickets. Just a thought.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:12, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

lemmy AND rocky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:17, Reply)

Have you got Rocky home now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:20, Reply)

yep
he's tiny and sooooo cute.

and he can fly like a fucking bullet from a gun. poor bumbling lemmy is going to be like the fat kid on sports day :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)

How is lemmy with him? Lemmy sounds a bit rubbish really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

nooooooooooo
lemmy is sweet, he's just a bit shit at flying.

we've only let them have a quick peek so far; lemmy is utterly intrigued. rocky just looks at him as if to say, "only 1 of you?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)

Separate rooms?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

at the moment, aye
when rocky is tame and settled, they will go in together, we hope.

otherwise that's a LOT of cleaning up shit for poor frog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)

How much do these things shit all over the place? Is there dollops of shit and piss everywhere ? Eww

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

fewer
are
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)

yeah they don't have a colostomy bag like you, andrew marr
hahaha yeah
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)

jeez it's just a question. Why all so upset

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

I'm just jealous

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

fascinating fact for you
they don't piss - because of where they come from, their bodies absorb all the liquid. they do tiny little dry pellets that are immediately wiped up with a disinfectant wipe.

not sure if it's better or worse than shovelling dog shit into a bag. that happens less frequently, but dog shit is soooooo much worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)

less fewer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:10, Reply)

and by immediately you mean you find pellets of shite everywhere. That's really cool and hygienic sounding too.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

LIKE SHALALALALALA A LICKITY BOM DE BOM

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:24, Reply)

I meant for you and frog, lollollol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)

Of course, we aren't married. As Christians we believe that is Gods will.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

Cool story bro. Stick to your failing pub and moribund family life eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)

i need some medical advice
Can anyone here give me some serious advice?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)

suicide cures anything

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I can practise med till the end of the month. Do you need a sick note, or a bum fingering?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)

nah, i have itchy arms

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

First sign of Ebola

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)

In my professional opinion, you're a bender.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:42, Reply)

I suggest you don't get it checked out.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)

Sounds like early stages of
JIMMY HILL-ITUS.

If it speads to your chin then no one will believe you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:46, Reply)

A short course of chinny reckons should clear it up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)

no, it's not supposed to be that small

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)

we're talking about your intellect, yes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)

NICE ONE!!!1111!!111ONEELEVEN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)