Anyway that was depressingly dull.
Shall we do another b3ta user impressions thread. Do an impression of another b3ta user and I'll log out and probably read the guardian or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:50, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Youn depressingly dull.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)

I know right, I'm currently reading up about amazon affiliate links, I might make a dull blog with links to buy dull things.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Don't talk to me about Amazon.
I still haven't got my shoes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Buy one get one free?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)

If they don't turn up by 4pm they'll both be free.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:55, Reply)

The Guardian?
FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Hahahahahaha yeah

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)

Frogbeat?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)

HODOR!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

Bit obvious that one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Hi you sexy people! I'm a girl donchaknow
Hey, let's talk about doing sex and things. God I was SOOO drunk last night I've got SUCH a hangover. I need some MEAT and some SEX
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

a/s/l?

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

yes please lololol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

k

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)

New fantastic 4 trailer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-BVs-KCSiA&x-yt-ts=1422327029&feature=player_embedded&x-yt-cl=84838260
possibly the worst comic book heroes ever.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)

I am the (res) erection or something
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/stone-roses-singer-ian-brown-taught-to-masturbate-by-tv-weatherman-fred-talbot-court-hears-10005957.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:17, Reply)

The Hardest Thing in the World

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

who has to be taught?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Ian Brown and his classmates, can't you read?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)

apprenticebaters

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)

I really wish you'd go back to not posting

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Words can hurt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:20, Reply)

it's just that all your links are stuff from reddit or buzz feed or wherever.
And all your opinions are dull and i just want you to die.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)

I will die windy, I will.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)

It's OK weepee I dun did a new thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)

Met her in a pub in Kensington, shocked by how fat she was
She called me gay to a homeless man.
But we had a relative laugh, she'd helped me with the eviction chatted for like an hour and a half.
Had a few drinks, thought ahh fuck it lets go back to hers.
Went back to hers, had a pizza apparently (I have no idea) I was freaked out by the fridge content. Can't remember exactly but I think it was a single tomato and like 40 bottles of water.
Both stayed in the spare room. had depressing sex
I smoked on her balcony as far as I remember I put the fags in the ashtray but who knows.
Went for lunch the next day.
Went to euston.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)