If you had to design a perfect thread what would you have in it?
I think one question about food

Alt: Question about the news
AltAlt: Reference to some cliquey IRL meet up

And then maybe sign off with some wank pun/alright

What do you think?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:03, 51 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Also ISIS have apparently burned alive that Iranian pilot.
They are proper lol mental aren't they? I have no idea what they're thinking.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:04, Reply)

Replying to your own post makes it look like there's at least some activity in the thread causing people to click into it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)

It should include the person starting the thread
Replying to themselves in an attempt to generate interest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)

Indeed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:09, Reply)

Jordanian

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 18:01, Reply)

he's such a fucking racist

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 18:04, Reply)

One with gifs

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)

Not a big fan of that myself.
They're a terrible file format.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)

it needs some sub-thread bickering about something dull like property prices and a reference to you putting your penis in an internerd

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:12, Reply)

I liked you better when you were dead xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:13, Reply)

Not really, Im just lashing out.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:13, Reply)

and someone should call the OP a needy attention-seeking spastic
you needy attention-seeking spastic
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:13, Reply)

[Jamaican musician biopic]

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:14, Reply)

one where everyone is perpetually upset

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:16, Reply)

possibly one where one person calls out another person for not conforming to their standards
of thread posting
( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:17, Reply)

I don't like how you divide your post
between the subject: and message: blocks
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:35, Reply)

You definitely want a dull post from a needy, insecure fantasist about something he's doing or has done
that hints at how amazing his life is.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:18, Reply)

I went swimming earlier.
Then I went into the sauna and there were two hot girls in there. I didn't speak to them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:24, Reply)

everybody is hot in a sauna
that's how saunas work
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)

it dunt matter about the content m8 its all about that bass

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:19, Reply)

I liked it when music was like music that I heard when I was a teenager, other music isn't as good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:23, Reply)

sorry pal
I think you'll find that the music that I heard when I was a teenager is the best
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:24, Reply)

I bet you don't even listen to music as much as I listen to music. It's kinda my thing, listening to music.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:25, Reply)

No, that's Monty's schtik.
Along with sporadically getting shafted by his ex. And being into 'film'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:37, Reply)

But to really cap off the perfect thread
you need a semi-literate and inconsistent post about bent telly from a fat northern poof.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:20, Reply)

fuck off Dozers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:25, Reply)

I'd have a thread with me in it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:27, Reply)

A thread with Windy Pig in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:29, Reply)

\o/

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:32, Reply)

This thread needs more Windy Pig

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:31, Reply)

\o_

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:32, Reply)

less windy pig

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:34, Reply)

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:35, Reply)

let's bicker about something dreary, you sexy buffoon

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

just use your mod powers to get me off ignore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)

do I have you on ignore?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)

no, chompy "wanker" chompus does and all this logging in and out is annoying.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)

he's threatened by your wit and popularity
it's understandable
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:45, Reply)

also that I smell oddly nice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:46, Reply)

ly nice
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:49, Reply)

Eleventyone!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:35, Reply)

any thread where you being lousy in the sack is the subject
Alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

Perfect Threads Have Chompy....
...in them
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:40, Reply)

loledgy racism

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)