Whole Suckling Pig
feeds 14-16 guests. One week’s notice needed to guarantee availability. Each pig costs £360.00 and orders for pigs for 14-16 guests or £420 for parties over 16 guests are not processed until we have received an advanced payment for that amount, which will then be deducted from the final bill. Please note that we cannot offer a refund for the advanced payment towards the final bill and we do not offer the Suckling Pig on Sundays
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:57, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

you can have your wedding reception there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Lighty has a girlfriend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

I doubt it
surely it would have been mentioned by now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:04, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

i want to say something about the pig and lighty
but i can't think of how to do it without insulting mrs lighty, who is lovely, and frankly far too good for that reprobate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)

I see her regularly to maintain the dosage or it might start wearing off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)

i've got it now
mrs lighty should have her wedding reception there, as SHE'S THE ONE MARRYING THE PIG.

not sure it was worth the effort really...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Careful or I will make a joke about suckling that you won't be able to unread

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)