I wasn't
Hang on thats two questions before the alt. I argued with my 6 year old Daughter about whether or not she could have an iPhone. Yes I won, but not before she cried and told me I had ruined her life.

Alt. My mate is jumping out of a plane tomorrow, I might go and watch and hope he survives.
( Peej, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:20, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Kids are growing up way too fast. SIX?!
Aren't they happy with crap plastic fake ones?
Who is she calling?
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She's 7 on Monday

( Peej, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)

funnily enough, me and a bunch of chums did a creative writing course a few years back as the result of a drunken conversation with the tutor
No limericks were involved. Sad times.
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