Very Meta.
Personally, I try and get enjoyment (or entertainment/whatever the word is) out of everything I can. I hate that I don't like Lording of the Rings, everyone I know who likes it; loves it. I'd love to get that excited by it. Ditto for curries.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:43, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Perhaps you can get some enjoyment out of these things by picking fault with them and sneering at those who like them
Works for Boyce
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

But then I gotta watch them, and LoR is just tediously dull.
I honestly can't tell the difference between The Hobit and LoR.

- Starts of in some small fella's house
- Dwarfs show up and make a ruccous
- They walk through a forrest
- They walk through a field
- They meet some elvis
- They fuck up some Orks
- They go home
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)

Elvis would have improved that film a lot.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)

a-huh

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

it would have been waaaaay better with Elvis

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)

it's fantasy bollocks for IT virgins

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:58, Reply)

My version they just got the eagles to fly them in and ditch it. It would have been a 20 minute episode

( Peej, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:59, Reply)

In my version Sauron wouldn't have forged it or the lesser rings and Isildur would never have been tempted to keep it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)

^ 0 minutes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)

In my version that pawned the rings and spent the money on a case of fosters, slightly disappointed at the low resale value.

( Muns, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Boyce the World Authority.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:08, Reply)