Why Do You Think I'm Upset?
Why can't you imagine me larfing my ass off as I respond to your comments?

It's like I've tried to enter the secret cubby house with the wrong secret knock. Have a listen to you lot.
(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:13, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You appear to find sigs offensive, that is why.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)

I'd prefer not to imagine you at all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)

You do realise on this whole "I'm not upset" line of thinking, 'laughing your arse off' is just as phsycotic as being irate?
Indifferent would be the best emotion to fraine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Good Farking Gravy
So we've reached the pinnacle of playground arguments: "I know you are.... but what am I?"

Seriously, champ?
(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)

Are you crying? Oh emm gee he's actually crying! Gutted.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)

I think you've misconstrued what I said, don't worry though, it's a common ailment for those on the autistic spectrum.
But just to help you understand the social situation of the above conversation; I was not saying "I know you are, but what am I" - I was just helping you to to judge that if you're going to fraigne an emotion, your best bet would be indifference.

If you'd like, I can purchase some of these for you in order to help you in the future.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)

So you have diagnosed me as "on the autistic spectrum"?

You absolute flogger. Loving your work.
(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)

Thart would be the responsibility of a healthcare professionarl.
Although it would explain a lot.
( Muns, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)