Couldn't you combine the two?
The cinema with eight kids might be more tolerable after a load of gin.

It's my stupid bloody wife's birthday this weekend, so I suppose we'll have to do something that she wants to do or some shit.

Alt: Yer, go on then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:45, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good plan! I have Gin!

( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:47, Reply)

I hope that hogs-bodied slattern has a wonderful day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:47, Reply)

I hope she finds herself a man who deserves her and gives her a really good time on her birthday.

( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:48, Reply)

It's not hard to be nice for one fucking day is it, and god knows that poor woman deserves a bit of happiness.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:49, Reply)

he's only got a bit of happiness (it sounds a bit like "a penis")

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)

It is the greatest gift that I possess.
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

hahaha
yes yes it does, *wipes sexy tear*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

cinemas that don't sell booze are idiots

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:48, Reply)

This is one of the reasons the Electric Cinema in Birmingham is so good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:57, Reply)

The bloke who owned the electric made this classic piece of cinema, seeing as you didn't ask.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbAbGwa1hb4
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)

holy shit
I used to know a bunch of "stars" of Dead Good Films. Had a copy of Demagogue on VHS.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:39, Reply)