got to respect a man that was so dedicated to getting out of valentines day,
He timed knocking up his wife perfectly.

I'm gonna cook a nice dinner and get a decent bottle of plonk in. Maybe a romantic movie like die hard 2.

Alt: twins
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I proposed to my Mrs on Valentines Day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:14, Reply)

You drunken fool.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

+ kiss me

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:20, Reply)

No booze involved (beforehand)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

I didn't really propose to my wife
I just told her I wanted to be married before having kids and next thing I knew she told my mum and we were being marched off to buy rings. Not the romantic situation I had never bothered to imagine.
( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

this^
My proposal wasn't romantic at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

One of my mates just fucked off down to a registry office with the minimum amount of witnesses and made a day of it.
It's much better than the usual contrived nonsense weddings entail and meant he didn't have to endure about a year of choice on things he couldn't care less about.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

Yeh then the weirdo tried to convince his wife to call him Valentine!
Luckily for him she told him to fuck off so they gave him a normal name.






Unlike me and my kids eh!
( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)