Went the Lake District at the weekend
weather was much better than forecast so was lovely.

Now stuck on a train to a conference without so much as a can to make the experience bearable :-(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:21, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am on a train.
East Yorkshire is fucking horrible.
(Good evening Good evening, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:22, Reply)

Love the Lake District
If earning a living were no object, I'd move to there or Dartmoor in a heartbeat. I'd spend my days walking the hills with the horizontal rain soaking my dress whilst I wailed about my Heathcliff :'(
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

I'll be there in a few hours
I'll keep the window open
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

*something about replacing Kate Bush lyrics with references to bum bags and pizza ovens*

( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

I'm going hiking so there will definitely be bumbag action.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:48, Reply)

ai ai! bumbagshka bumbagshka bumbagshka ya ya!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:49, Reply)

Ah could you pop round my gaff and see the missus right for me please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:47, Reply)

no probs ... arse or gob?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)

For gods sake man do you have no idea of etiquette
Arse first then gob... the traditional way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Whereabouts? I love the lakes
Stayed here once which was lovely:

www.armathwaite-hall.com
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:39, Reply)

just round Windermere and that
plus an amusing detour into the Lakeland shop, you have never seen so much expensive stuff designed fir one- off situations in cooking.

I especially liked the bbq thermometer that linked to your iPhone...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)