I like taking the dog round the park.
Alt: TV marathon, innit.

AltAlt: leek and potato.

Alright, Piglet? I saw the perfect car number plate for you this morning - WP10 PYG. You should definitely track down the owner and steal it off their car.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i saw a pink jeep with a 'BI9 9AY' plate, also perfect for windy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)

Wouldn't Jay get first dibs?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)

In theory yes, but as we all know and is well documented he is a povvo renter living in a bedsit, I doubt he could afford it.
Could you afford that?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)

I just afforded an afford
Could you afford that?
( Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)

yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)

plus transfers to two betrayal of trusts?

( Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Possibly others.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

It's all done under my wifes name

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)

Her (full) name?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)

B1TCH T1T5

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Vehicle enquiry
To make an enquiry enter the vehicle registration number (number plate) and the vehicle make.

Registration number BI9 9AY

You must enter your registration number in a valid format
( Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)

alright pedant, it said 'BIG GAY' although I don't remember the exact format. I didn't feel that detail was vital to the narrative, but as usual you have to spoil everything.
I hate you so much.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

I hate you too bbz xxx

( Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)

B19 GAY would be valid.

( Muns, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)

BIG GAYS ARE NEVER VALID

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)

B19 9AY, don't cry
Oh god, I just googled 'big boys dont cry' to see who made it, and I found this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bljp9tu0vos

//edit//
AGH FOR FUCKS SAKE SORT OUT THE HTTP/HTTPS THING FOR FUCKS SAKE B3TA
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Want
Hang on, I'll search.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

Vehicle details found: WP10PYG
GREEN, 2010 CITROEN C3 EXCLUSIVE 5 DOOR HATCHBACK
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

well, I certainly don't want the car.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)

but it's "exclusive" ... it says so in the name

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)