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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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50 shades of red.
Tie the office totty to a desk, butt naked. Then charge people £5 to spank her, £20 for a blowjob and £50 for full sex.

As it's for charity, peer pressure will probably get her to agree to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
What can I get for...
...2.67 and I think this is a dryer token.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:13, Reply)
You can put the tip of your tongue on her arsehole.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:16, Reply)
three minutes of Spanish and finish yourself off

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)
that title sounds like a tampax advert

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)
Which is why you don't work in marketing.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)
it's not the only reason

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)
It is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)
I'm sure Darth can resist the peer pressure

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)
Right now I'd throw it up anything willing
Tits preferred, pulse optional
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:42, Reply)
Get one of those dating apps and stick that as your bio and you're bound to get....er....something

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:46, Reply)
You mean that's not what this site's for?
I figured this conversation counts as our first date
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)
It does? Oh okay...*puts out*

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Hey, woah, slow down there cowgirl
At least wait till I'm in groping distance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:54, Reply)
Woah Cowgirl is at least a 3rd date position
everyone knows that 1st date is bent over a bin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
ooh, classy

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

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