I know who you are Gonz and I will post your true identity if you ever upset me and that's a promise

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:10, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

no real muppets!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)

Please don't, I can't take my long list of past lovers getting hope....
... they all think I died in a scuba-diving incident saving endangoured dolphines from goverment-backed toxic enviomental waste; and if they knew I was alive, then they'll all want to make love to me again - which is fine, but I can only do 3 at a time, and none of them would want to be any further than 15th in line.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:18, Reply)

People really get upset by real life reveals?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)

Surely you don't want everyone here knowing everything about you?
Or the reverse; there are people in your real-life who you don't want knowing about your stuff here?

I'm pretty open about me, but I have a few things I wouldn't really want the whole world knowing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:35, Reply)

like those bodies in your basement

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:40, Reply)

Exacto... I live in a first floor flat though, so really there's a milasian family living in my basement - bloody cheek.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:47, Reply)

from Milan. nice one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)

id find it pretty weird if someone had bothered to find out who I am when I haven't posted it on here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)