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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I see there's some EXTREME UPSET going on in question of the week(s)What gives you a bad case of the EXTREME UPSET?
ALT1 - Read any good books lately? I'm struggling through a Steven Tyler autobiography I picked up in a pound shop. He doesn't even attempt to hide the fact he's a colossal bellend.
ALT2 - Who do youthink is a colossal bellend?
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Cyclists on pavements, red light-jumpers.People who stop dead in the street.
People who make any form of noise on the tube.
People who get on the tube.
People.
ALT 1: No point in reading - if it's any good they'll make it into a film.
ALT 2: Russell Brand, Russel Howard, Russel Kane. Anyone called Russel. FFS.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:25,
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Russell Crowe is alright. "My name is Maximus Headius Roominus, commander of the A-A-AA-a-A-rmies...etc"(, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
Les Miserables.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:33,
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People who stop dead in the street.
People who make any form of noise on the tube.
People who get on the tube.
People.
ALT 1: No point in reading - if it's any good they'll make it into a film.
ALT 2: Russell Brand, Russel Howard, Russel Kane. Anyone called Russel. FFS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:54,
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Still bitter that CQ turned down your advances?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:06,
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You better not be including Hardy in that list of Russells sunshine or so help me god(, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
He's included twice.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:33,
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Words on the internet. Always guaranteed to make me abloobloobloo. Alt: Reading a book about antibiotic immunity called the drugs don't work, can't remember the author.
Altalt: I can't remember the fuckers name, but a bassist from a band that shall remain nameless decided to rip open a marquee because he didn't want to walk around it to get back to the dressing rooms. This gave everyone at the festival free access to the backstage area. Once we figured out what had happened, the festival manager asked us to have a word with him. His response? "I shouldn't have to walk, I'm the fucking band, man!" The rest of the group disagreed with this, sacked him on the spot and left him to make his own way back to Norway.
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Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:34,
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the tube, cyclists, people coughing/sneezing, animal cruelty - so people, basicallyalt1 - loads. recommend "the little stranger" or "the paying guests" by sarah waters or "elizabeth is missing" by emma healy, or "the liar's daughter" by laurie graham if you want something a bit more light hearted.
alt 2 - that b3th is a terrible terrible bellend. [i put this because i thought b3th had posted it. sorry b3th.]
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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You realise when she wakes up in 3 hours timesShe's gonna MOD the fuck out of you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:05,
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People who disrespect my mad kitchen designing skillz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:04,
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^Pharrell Williams missing lyrics(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:07,
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Rejected as being too close to the truth for most of his target audience. (
Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:13,
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I always assumed it was a shaven lady gardenits a room with no thatch
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alt 1 - I have The Book of Dave on the go, then it's Lolita again, then Umbrella.I fucking love Lolita.
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I'm reading Robert Rankin's The Book of Ultimate Truths.Then it is on to Charles R Jackson's The Lost Weekend.
I fear the latter will just be an American version of a Patrick Hamilton book though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:16,
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Yeah he should just stick to Formula 1(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:19,
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The only way to win is to not play.Or to play and then explain how you're not upset and just did a google.
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AND improving his standing in the eyes of onlookers.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:47,
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I hope you screen caught it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:50,
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unlikely given how much support he was getting from everybodyI assume he just thought it had made its important and not at all creepy point
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Totally got modded. That poor dog's prostate.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:55,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2221813
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:12,
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I feel a twinge of regret at having missed all this.Then again, every time I take emvee off 2.0 I get reminded of why I put him on there in the first place.
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.Yeti., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:03,
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I missed it and all.What happened? More details than 'upset'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:40,
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Emvee posting a picture of monty and his kid.And said that he was sexually abusing her and she had downs.
Users predictably saw epic thread.
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That doesn't sound like the sort of thing a 'normal' person would do.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:45,
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He's a perfectly normal guy, just a little upset.Shit, no, he's not upset but a sociopath... I can't work him out.
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I definitely won the upsettedness contest - AGAIN.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:57,
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^ upset(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:05,
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someone must have screenshotted the madness(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:00,
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I didn't, I've just finished nights and am struggling with complicated things like my own name and where I live.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:37,
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so basically you gave drugs to all the wrong people and are hoping for some interesting results?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:42,
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He's let the board down, swipey.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:43,
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That's a bit haunting that someone would look into anyone deeply enough beyond what they say/do in this place.I found it creepy enough when Rory was going through my 5+ year old posts for ammo, let alone people looking elsewhere.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:03,
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Rory's our window onto society's failings Gonz.He's like our very own Charlie Head dob.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:05,
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Deffo, he's an eppisode of "Law'n'Order:Special Victim's unit" in the waiting.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:09,
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I know who you are Gonz and I will post your true identity if you ever upset me and that's a promise(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:10,
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Please don't, I can't take my long list of past lovers getting hope....... they all think I died in a scuba-diving incident saving endangoured dolphines from goverment-backed toxic enviomental waste; and if they knew I was alive, then they'll all want to make love to me again - which is fine, but I can only do 3 at a time, and none of them would want to be any further than 15th in line.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:18,
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People really get upset by real life reveals?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:27,
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Surely you don't want everyone here knowing everything about you?Or the reverse; there are people in your real-life who you don't want knowing about your stuff here?
I'm pretty open about me, but I have a few things I wouldn't really want the whole world knowing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:35,
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Exacto... I live in a first floor flat though, so really there's a milasian family living in my basement - bloody cheek.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:47,
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id find it pretty weird if someone had bothered to find out who I am when I haven't posted it on here. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:37,
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I spend literally hours going through your Facebook bikini photos.(, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:16, Reply)
It's ok, only those with perms can see this.www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=38390275626&set=t.532685626&type=3&theater
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:20,
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I think it's disgusting that you can't be a creepy stalker without being called out on it (
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:21,
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This just isn't what it was.... (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:23,
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Probably being tought to ski by his dad.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:26,
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He was a really popular poster and you shouldn't say such nasty things.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:29,
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Hi!!!I don't really get upset but people's ignorance annoys me, racism, sexism etc, when it's intentional, not like on here.
Words themselves don;t hurt, rather the intent behind them.
alt. Im reading "Deliver Us From Evil" apparent, true life accounts of a NY cop who was witness to several counts of demonic possession and exorcisms.
alt2. Perez Hilton.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:26,
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you used to get well upset on here, you daft gitAlso, demonic possession is either attention seeking or mental illness.
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I didn't know if people were being serious or not.Plus im always defensive about my near perfect and well loved character.
it's a harsh transition from lurking to posting
(strikethrough man to woman)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:32,
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I think his CBT certificate and crash helmet would disagree friend(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:43,
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Drink a lot, post inflamatority stuff when you can be bothered.Accept that the responses are from a lesser sophistication.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:37,
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People who are clearly deeply upset by some online ribbing, but then claim to be NOT UPSET. To make things worse, they sometimes then pretend to pretend to be upset in the hope that it makes them appear not upset, even though we can all clearly see they are upset.
Drives me fucking mad.
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Maybe if you weren't a downsey peado you'd understand the genius of the man.(, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)
any mention of being upset is the beginning of a losing argument for both sides. and don't I know it....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:48,
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I think it's a perfect opportunity to kill everyone off in a terrorist attackand bring back foxy boxing.
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Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:05,
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At least they managed to keep it white. A small price to pay.(
Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:59,
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That darkie wasn't gettin on no train, fool (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:00,
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Aerosmith are fucking shit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:25,
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I would have thought the autobiography of Christy Brown was more up your street(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:27,
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We are so alike, should we touch winkes together now?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:30,
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Lol, joking you alright you great lumux?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:33,
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yeau!I am lolling at the totally inappropriate Comic Relief Bake Off for starving children.
your goodself?
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All good thanks, trying to to fill a dvd with music for a 5-6 hour drive to mash up on randomweird how the list I've started is so up and down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:34,
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only in the dirtbox and with paper bag over head(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:27,
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