i do not get crisps in sandwiches
bread is soft. crisps are crunchy. the two things simply do not mix.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

White bread. Butter. Salt & vinegar crisps. Done.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)

So you don't have lettuce in sandwiches either then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)

Of course chicks eat lettuce.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)

or crusts
it's almost like she's a foodfool
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

lettuce isn't crunchy like crisps are crunchy
they're all spiky and... it's just WRONG

i used to ban them from putting lettuce in my burrito, but one of them ignored me and did it the other day, and actually it was quite nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)

How are lemmy and rocky?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)