Microsoft pop ups
When you search for something in either Word or Excel there is a pop up message "Microsoft Excel/Word cannot find the data you're searching for'. Is there a way to change it to 'Microsoft Excel/Word cannot find the droids you're looking for'?
Every time I get that message I want so badly to read that.
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 4:18, 16 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yes there is - set fire to your own hair while imitating Elton John doing The Poo Dance because David is still in the toilet and the other one's blocked.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:26, Reply)

don't feed the trolls!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:31, Reply)

That would b3ta would starve to death then!
Right kids?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)

This only worked up until windows 97.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:17, Reply)

Yes.

( Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:40, Reply)

haha star wars

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:40, Reply)

I heard you fucked Cranley.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:45, Reply)

yeah, I'll Gaz you and talk you through it, seems unfair to waste everyone else's time with it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:53, Reply)

sorry, hi, if you pop over to the talk board thete's a poster called mongychops, he's always happy to help with this stuff.
Send him a gaz, I'm sure he'll help you out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:58, Reply)

Actually, I can help.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:05, Reply)

I would delete all the files and then throw the computer out of the window
you may wish to have a poo in a bin as a closer
( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

Hi Monkee Girl, you're looking nice this morning, is that a new perfume you're wearing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

there's a thing called "localisation" that enables UI software to be reconfigured for different locations and languages
you can often redefine specific local language phrases without affecting the behaviour of the software. If you go to yourC drive and hold down Alt-Gr while cramming your other fist as far up your arse as you can it should be possible to do whatever the fuck you're talking about, you tedious fucking dweeb.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)