i tried shaving my balls
i was still shit at tennis :(((

i once tried bull broth miso in london but they used the worng parts of the bull and i don like my miso horny :((((

a friend once invited me to a concert to eat the vomit of a former Chairman of the Labour Party. i turned the weirdo down obviously as whos gonna enjoy what Tony Benn ate???? :(((
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:38, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Tim Vine!

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

I like Tim Vine.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51, Reply)

That explains a lot.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

So do skydivers!
Or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

it really does

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)

you're nearly as funny as him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Yes, Dozer.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

my hero!
i went to a star wars themed gardening exhibit with two english actors but going into the afternoon there was a clash of events so isaid we could go and see Chewy fell hedges at four or Lando blooms
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)