Morning
Alt: What's the perfect breakfast?

Altalt: Snooker or athletics?
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:18, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Toast and fancy jam in the week. proper fry up on the weekends. always with a cup of tea. milk in first.
If you get a midweek day off, pancakes with maple syrup and bacon.

Altalt: I'll take neither thanks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:20, Reply)

You horrid prelactarian troll.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:34, Reply)

anybody who puts milk in tea is a tea-hating deviant

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

Well I wouldn't go that far, a little splash on top seems fairly complementary to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:03, Reply)

That's what she said, etc. etc.

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)

awww man, 2.0'd :((((
see you tomorrow gays
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:23, Reply)

no way!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:28, Reply)

WAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)

totally unacceptable behaviour

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)

Horrid, HORRID bullying,

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

i can barely believe it myself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:38, Reply)

I don't actually know who or what we're talking about here, I just didn't want to be left out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

I appear to have upset the 'oh pea' of this thread, I can;t even apologise :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

What a fucking cretin

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:33, Reply)

what's his fucking problem mate?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

2.0 is almost as funny as deloltion

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

hot crumpets and butter
served on your mum's back
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

I don't really like breakfast
So I'll say nice granary or whole grain bread or bagel toasted and slathered with crunchy peanut butter and fresh orange (no fucking bits).

Brunch/late weekend breakfast is more tolerable. Omelette or mushrooms and cheese on toast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:29, Reply)

so you do want bits in your peanut butter, but not in your juice?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)

Exactly!
Smooth peanut butter and bitty orange juice would be an unbelievable disaster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:39, Reply)

I'm disagreeing with you here, but that's not a surprise to either of us.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:49, Reply)

When I'm at a nice hotel with a good spread, I'll have a three course breakfast
Cereal for starter
Cooked English for main
Pastries for desert
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

you big fat fuck.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

business hotel breakfast spreads are the shittest of all breakfasts

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)

I quite like the pole vault
It's like the epitome of difficult but utterly pointless physical endeavour.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:33, Reply)

I bet you love watching men sliding up and down poles in lycra

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

You could say that about any sport, though.
Weightlifting? The weights are in the same place as they were before you started, no matter how much you lift.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)

yeah ... but picking up heavy stuff is a generally useful capability
like running fast or throwing things

hurling yourself into the air on a bendy pole is brilliantly useless
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:37, Reply)

If that were the case YM would have had to get an office job years ago

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:39, Reply)

whahey!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

*painfully convolted 'YM' joke fives*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

You never know when you might need to escape from a crocodile pit
using a convenient piece of scaffolding.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:39, Reply)

is this another Your Mum joke?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

It could be a convoluted Freudian metaphor for a Your Mum joke.

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

take meatsnake off ignore you silly Billy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:39, Reply)

Hmm.
How about...no?
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

You massive fucking sad sack.
Even Emv*e doesn't use 2.0.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:44, Reply)

he does
he put me on 2.0 in a petulant moment after I took him off 2.0 to call him a creepy pirate dweeb
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

I'm not if 'being as much of a loser as him' is much of a promotion.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:48, Reply)

what's your problem with him?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:47, Reply)

OP fancies Swipe and is mad jealous.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)

haha good one

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:52, Reply)

I just think that most of what he posts is bollocks.
Just like *mvee. I don't get anything out of reading posts like that, so why shouldn't I filter them out? If that makes me a sad tosser or whatever, I couldnae care less.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

Yeh but Mvee is a twat
whereas Meatsnake is TBOH
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

just seems like a very childish way to deal with a problem.
And means you're stopping others from possibly enjoying his content because you don't like him By keeping him out of threads. Maybe try being a grown up and just letting it go, rather than using a frankly bullshit tool on a message board.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:00, Reply)

I'm not going to agree with your logic on this one.
Granted, he can't post in any of the threads that I personally create, but those threads represent such a small percentage of the total content of B3ta that it's not as if I were throttling his access to the site. I'm not taking issue with your position; I know a lot of people are against the whole concept of 2.0, and choose not to use it. That's fine. Similarly, people who didn't put R*b F**rh*lm* on ignore presumably enjoyed reading his whiny attention-seeking on a weekly basis. I very quickly found it tiresome, and that was that. Just about every newspaper you can buy has pages in the back about football. Don't like football? Don't read them. It doesn't stop you buying the paper and financing the football pages, and it doesn't stop other people reading them.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)

yeah but it's your choice to not read them.
And you're very aware that at least here in OT it's one thread at a time. Those threads can last hours and you've decided you want to restrict his access because you don't like him. It's fine on qotw, or main board or links because there is a lot of content, but here, that's not true. One large thread at a time, and just because you don't like reading his stuff, you feel it's ok to exclude him like some sort of school play ground bollocks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

You seem like a 'fun' chap, shame I'm missing your quality input.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

just say youre doing it to fuck with these cunts
its the only language they understand
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)

whats that supposed to mean?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16, Reply)

so just don't read it

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)

Exactly, hence the 2.0

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)

but that's not how 2.0 works because the devs were retards

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

OK, serious question before this descends into a massive flamewar:
Does Ignore 1.0 still exist, and if so, how does it work? Because I have no objection whatsoever to Meatsnake or anyone else on my ignore list reading my posts and contributing to the discussion. My goal is not to build a tree house at the bottom of the garden with a sign nailed to the door saying "NO MEATSNAKE". I just don't want to read those contributions.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)

your only option is to just not read them

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

ur a nob lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:47, Reply)

It does fuck-all on a smart phone anyway because all the log-in stuff is right there
Although not a bad idea. Maybe I'll put him on ignore too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

Morning
Alt. Black coffee.
AltAlt. No thank you.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)