Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

yeah, sure

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:48, Reply)

I could really use a less shit earworm right now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)

In a tree by a river there is a hole in the ground

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Let's Pretened. Marchel Mathers never picked up a pen.
Let's Pretend. Things would have been no different.
Pretend he just procrastinated and had no motivation.
Pretend he just just made excuses that were so paper thin, they'd blow away with the wind.
"Marshel you're never going to make it, makes no sense to play there's no way you'll be win"
Pretend he just stayed outside all day to play with his friends.
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend.
And it wasn't time to move and schools were changing again.
He wasn't just socially awquard and strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as shit.
And he never dreamed he can rip stadiums, he's just lazy as shit.
Fuck a telent show in a gymnazium, butch, you won't amount to shit; quite day dreaming kid.
You need to get your cranium checked, you're thinking like an alien it just ain't realistic.

Now pretend they didn't just make him angry with this shit.
And there was no one he could aim at when he was pissed at.
and his alarm went off and didn't wake him, so he didn't make it to hte to the rap olympics.
Left his plane and he missed it.
He's gonna have a hard time explaining to haley and laylie these food stamps and this weak shit.
'cus he never risked shit, he hopped and he wished it.
But it didn't fall in his lap, so he ain't even here, he just pretends that.

[corious]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

spotted in sainers last night, gonz
new lunch snack: hard boiled eggs with mustard mayo for dipping.

if only those poor fools had some internet experts to tell them there is no such thing as mayo with extra added mustard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Cold eggs are a bit grim tgough so I'm not so sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:43, Reply)

i wouldn't eat it
but i smirked when i saw it right there on the package

also is there any more revolting food stuff than cold egg white? bleurgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

Co Op have been doing that snack for ages, hen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

god, someone should tell them too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

at least you're not carrying your online bickering and insecurity into your Real World life, eh
that would be pretty depressing

oh wait ... you're fucking an internet ... soz
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)

the day i have to resort to taking drugs in my 50's and watching my friends bone to get any sort of titillation and then boasting about those things like they are GOOD things
will be the day my fucking is as depressing as yours.

now go away and brush up on either your cooking or your reading skills, they both need it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:01, Reply)

It's not so much that it doesn't exist it's more that it shouldn't.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:59, Reply)

see, i have to take exception to this
it's really quite tasty. not the shit that sains are peddling with their pre-boiled eggs, but i've had home-made mustard mayo in a nice pub, and you would. you really would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:01, Reply)

what the fuck is this?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Rap music !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)