the only tool I'm holding is a cake fork and you'll prise it from my cold dead hand
or when I've finished the cake

whichever comes soonest
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I've finished the cake.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

What sort of cake?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)

birthday cake

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

I want a cake thats 50% cake and 50% frosting, prefably cream cheese frosting.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)

like a cupcake only birthday cake sized?
those things have an insane amount of frosting
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

the words you are looking for are "fucking disgusting"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

not a fan of them either
like with some ridiculously oversized gourmet burgers, there's no dignified non-messy way of eating them.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

tggi

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Yeah', but the trouble with cupcakes is that the frosting shouldn't all be on top like that, you don't get a good mouth ratio.
Unless you do that thing where you cut half way down the cake part of the cupcake and then use that bottom bit to splosh on top of the frosting.

Something more like this would be perfect, only I want one in every 3 of those layers to be some kind of jam/chocolate.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

I like this idea
nutella would do the trick
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)

fucking homo cake

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)

this looks pretty
but i don't really like cake (unless it's lemon drizzle of course) and i think this would be terribly sickly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49, Reply)

you only need that much frosting if you're shit at making cakes
I.e. American
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)