Anyone saying "_________ isn't a book"
obviously hasn't been faced with "oh, by the way it's world book day tomorrow and I need a costume". Any vague tenuous connection you can make between what can be found in the wardrobes or dressing up box and a book/comic/annual/pamphlet/hastily written side of A4 is gratefully received.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:27, 5 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

^ sent his child to school in bondage gear in a 50 shades tribute

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

*guiltily admits to considering this*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

More responsible parents are aware of these things with plenty of time to buy or prepare a decent costume.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah, bunch of smug cunts

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

Pyjamas, dressing gown.
Arthur Dent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

They had an Australia Day at my eldest's school a few weeks ago, with the instruction to dress in 'traditional Australian dress'
I looked this up on an Australian government website and they were pretty clear that they don't have a national dress.
So instead I stripped him naked, except for a loincloth, blacked him up and sent him in as an Aborigine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)

My kids were sent as book characters and no-one commented
Just sayin'
( Peej, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

She-Ra and Breha Organa are not books

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)

Why would they dress up as themselves?

( Peej, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)

DUURRR
As each other, THTUPID
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)

( Peej, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)

Deeply erotic stuff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:59, Reply)