my mate reckons that Hunter lived round my way back in the day
I reckon it's bullshit
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:29, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

like chip shop elvis

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:31, Reply)

I bet you'd love him round the back, you frightful queer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)

nah m8, strictly the furburger for me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:35, Reply)

punched lasagna

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:42, Reply)

one day i want to be as professionally successful as you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)

don't you work in some dreary financial service job?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:46, Reply)

yea but jaysumz is a ppi call centre ambulance chaser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)

"not quite as shit as somebody else's job" is some pretty weak braggadocio

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)

I think you may have struck gold on that one.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:00, Reply)

What else has he got omr? What else has he got?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)

Gout?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)

well, for starters, a job and my own house

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:14, Reply)

Solitude?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:15, Reply)

a strange kink in his organ?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:30, Reply)

a complete box set of 'cracker' on blu-ray?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

I would probably like to own that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

a lot to answer for?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

back?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:31, Reply)

ubabe?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:32, Reply)

ta get through this?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:09, Reply)

his hair? his head?
his brains? his ears?
his eyes? his nose?
his mouth? his smile?

his tongue? his chin?
his neck? his boobs?
his heart? his soul?
his back? his sex?

his arms? his hands?
his fingers? his legs?
his feet? his toes?
his liver? his blood?

his life?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:12, Reply)