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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh yeah, well how do you explain the one who went wee wee wee weeeeee all the way home then, M. N'Heures Souris Rames?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:37,
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Screams of delight, because he was going to make it home in time to watch family fortunes. (
Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40,
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And they won't even allow children to sing Baa Baa Black Sheep any moreIt's political correctness gone mad
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:44,
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Aren't most nursery rhymes just saccharine retellings of the true horror of existence?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:45,
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Are you telling me that Rock-a-bye Baby isn't just a nice way of saying "shut up and go to sleep or I'll bash your head in"?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:57,
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I was told off by my wife for singing the Tim Minchin lullaby to my son when settling him. It was working quite nicely too.
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Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:04,
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Well played.My eldest found Shaun Of The Dead to be soothing background noise, but he'd scream if I watched it with the commentary on.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:09,
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