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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was quite old when I discovered what my grandfather's actual name was, as opposed to what I heard my grandmother say when she pronounced it with her northern accent.
To be fair it made a lot more sense that he had a real name.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:08, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
"yelazyfatprick" is a traditional Irish name, you racist

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)
when my great grandmother died, some of the guests at the funeral asked my grandmother where the reception was
"at the towerhouse," she said (small restaurant in halifax).

they never turned up.

months later, she bumped into them. after a bit of embarrassment, they worked out that the guests had heard "t'our house" and had gone to their home, only to find it empty... with no mobile phones, they'd waited around for a bit, and then left.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:15, Reply)
You seem to know an awful lot of really thick people.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)
you're talking about a group of old ladies in their late 70's
bit harsh dude, i hope they all come back and haunt you
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)
Age is supposed to bring wisdom.
I doubt they could find their way out of their graves.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)
birds of feather, double-m

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)
I didn't want to seem rude, but that does sound like the most obvious explanation.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)
it certainly explains his choice of a cheapskate with hygiene issues as a partner

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)
I can't abide racism, Rachel.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:47, Reply)
I shouldn't worry about appearing rude
she's mostly too dim to notice
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
My grandad had no legs, I always thought he lost them when a tank fell on them in the war.
Turns out he lost them to diabeties.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)
TERRIBLE!!!!

(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)
A tank of what? Gold?
lolantisemitism
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

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