judging by yesterdays replies, a few fingers and a waggy tail.
alt. Is it not meant to make your shits less watery with all the neat spirits you quaff? Nothing worse than a pebbledashed bowl.

altalt. Madonna, duh.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:37, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

She'd have your eye out with those traffic cones.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

I'll pull her cape and run away

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)

Guy Ritchie liked it up the arse with a platinum-plated strap-on while she wore a stetson

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:49, Reply)

He's rather fit mind. I'd do that for him.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)

having a big old wank about this

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)

It's her penis that he's more interested in.

( Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:52, Reply)

It's been said that the difference between the sexes is less pronounced both early and late in life.
Hence bald old women and androgynous newborns.
I don't think this extends to women growing cocks once they hit 75.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)

Disappointing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)