holy fucking dullarama
in more fascinating news, these olives are stuffed with chili, stored in chili oil, and have flaked chili sprinkled on them

I might chuck one in a Martini

Keyword: chili
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:43, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

chili edge: good
oily sheen: bad

6.5/10 - needs work
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)

is that Charlie's sister?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)

yeah ... why not
I'm having a Martini on a Wednesday afternoon so I'm definitely winning
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)

I hope you get mauled by a tiger, blud.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)

I'm being eyed up by a couple of jays.
The probably think my balls are blackbird eggs. They're very small and blue.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:04, Reply)

first time for everything

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:07, Reply)

Blud?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)

braaaaap

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:32, Reply)

Shame about them still being olives tho innit?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)

you fucking wronger

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:01, Reply)