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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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reduction in the lifetime allowance to 1 million quid
The Tories favouring the public sector for once y/n
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:29, 69 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

favouring the public sector for once scrabbling around before a general election
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:32, Reply)
lowering the cap ent popular with their target demographic
And the extra IHT banding for houses is a badly thought through mess.

Don't get me started on tradeable annuities either, it's a terrible idea.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)
Fuck me, this is even worse than DBT AND my thread put together.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:38, Reply)
hey, chomples might join in

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)
He's not interested in this shit unless someone's engineering another property crash so's he can buy a house.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
our neighbour is building a house in his garden
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
We're shit, but we know it. Unlike d*z*r

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
he must know
Surely
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:53, Reply)
I'd like to think, yeah.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
holy fucking dullarama
in more fascinating news, these olives are stuffed with chili, stored in chili oil, and have flaked chili sprinkled on them

I might chuck one in a Martini

Keyword: chili
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:43, Reply)
chili edge: good
oily sheen: bad

6.5/10 - needs work
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
is that Charlie's sister?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
yeah ... why not
I'm having a Martini on a Wednesday afternoon so I'm definitely winning
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)
I hope you get mauled by a tiger, blud.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
I'm being eyed up by a couple of jays.
The probably think my balls are blackbird eggs. They're very small and blue.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:04, Reply)
first time for everything

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:07, Reply)
Blud?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
braaaaap

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:32, Reply)
Shame about them still being olives tho innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)
you fucking wronger

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:01, Reply)
what's all this then? do I get more money?
Now?
Yes?

Nice big cheque?
Tax back?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)
shut up penis breath

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 17:56, Reply)
I wish you had a reduction in your lifetime allowance

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:07, Reply)
well, you've killed it
properly killed it.

what do we put on its headstone?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)
'Finally put out of its misery by a skateboarding man child with a gerbil up his arse'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)
what a way to go

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
Maybe a new mod would invigorate OT, much as it has QOTW, which is now all squeaky and fresh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:30, Reply)
by "squeaky and fresh" do you mean emvee and skagra and then people reposting other people's stuff
mmm, lemon fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:32, Reply)
I don't know who most of these people are.
I'm off to the London b4sh, don't know any of those names either.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:37, Reply)
you should all come over to /talk

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:40, Reply)
It looks a simpler life.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:42, Reply)
it's full of actual b3tans
they're a simple lot
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:45, Reply)
someone scraping dog shit off their shoe into a tramps sleeping bag.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
and over here in the literal corner
we have a goldfish bowl on the telly (this joke won't work on future generations now that all televisions are about as thick as a piece of pizza)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
I think it's about time headstones incorporated the GIF format on a built in screen

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:43, Reply)
With a solar power source? Or possibly a micro nuclear cell?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:00, Reply)
9v battery

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:04, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:08, Reply)
You seem happier tonight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:09, Reply)
pizza night

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:11, Reply)
*something about meat feasts here*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)
That's because you're going to die tomorrow.
I'm generally happy m8, don't take this nonsense so srsly, I don't really hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)
ON OPPOSITE DAY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:01, Reply)
what is this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:43, Reply)
I think it's the internet?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:45, Reply)
not impressed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:47, Reply)
we should maybe send it back for a refund

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:57, Reply)
I was considering forking out for an icon too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:59, Reply)
just buy the Sunday Mirror

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:02, Reply)
Standards, standards.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)
nah ... that's Daily Mail not Mirror Group

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)
Actual lol there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This place, gentle poster, is your friend

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:47, Reply)
hiya!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:53, Reply)
Greeting yourself is the saddest form of social masturbation.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:58, Reply)
liking your own facebook posts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:59, Reply)
Touching yourself under the bridge, on public transport.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:01, Reply)
rubbing yourself on a hand pump at opening time

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)
I save that for chucking out time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:07, Reply)

out muck

Alt: time muck
Alt alt: chuck muck
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:10, Reply)
if a woodchuck could chuck muck

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:14, Reply)
well clearly a hamster can

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:15, Reply)
being you is the saddest form of life

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:09, Reply)
Take a good look at what you did.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:58, Reply)
rub his nose in it, like a puppy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:02, Reply)
Looks like I didn't miss much today.
What a load of fucking shit.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:44, Reply)
alright baggo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:55, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:56, Reply)
incest springbok

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:56, Reply)

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