if I'm honest, dozer is secretly alright.
Budget day is not something that interests me, as a middle earner with no dependants or disability or alcohol habit or a job that requires a lot of fuel, or the need to feed six kids on a budget or in fact having any real financial struggles it's just going to pass me by. I'll probably be technically worse off or something, but it's not something that engages me.

Now, if it was pie day, I'd listen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:37, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

the personal allowance is going up.
You'll be slightly better off.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

it seems exceedingly unlikely that a Tory gubmint would make life more comfortable for the already comfortable
surely their core values and voters will mean they'll invest heavily in social infrastructure and support for the poor and vulnerable
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

that's true, 600 quid isn't it?
How much does that translate to each month?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)

About 50 quid.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)

sure? it's 600 quid that I pay tax on less, so it won't be a straight 600÷12

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)

he's a nurse
they get paid in crepe bandage and warm feelings
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

120 quid
So tenner a month.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

show your working

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Stupid Smarch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Is the number of financial quotes not proof enough?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)

dunno ... he's either innumerate or an idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:55, Reply)

??

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:50, Reply)

£10 or fewer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)

a million dollars

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

+ Zimbabwean

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

he seems to upset the perennially upset purely by existing
the awful bully
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)

hello!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)

I dunno mate, I'm a lovable bellend, no idea why such savage hatefulness is directed my way from those socially and intellectually inferior to me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)

It could be worse, you could be DBT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)

god ... imagine

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

fucking hell mate
Get some help.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Alright 'Clarkson'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/budget-to-focus-on-growth-jobs-and-old-greedy-bastards-tempted-to-vote-ukip-2015031896407
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)

you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)