there was a prick who tied a load of helium balloons to a garden chair to annoy his wife
but shot up way too quickly, then died.

not quite a death, but a nasty injury - when i was a trainee working in insurance litigation, we had a chap who was claiming against his employer because he'd been injured on a building site. the workmen had been too lazy to carry the equipment down the stairs, had roped off an area, and chucked it out of the window. he had ignored the ropes (contrib neg) and been hit on the head by the equipment. the irony was that it was safety equipment, a canvas intended to protect any workers who fell off whilst working high up...

alt: quorn shepherds pie with spicy cheese topping
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:26, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

You're thinking of the Roald Dahl book The Twits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)

only when i look at your beard
srsly though, here:

www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html

huh, whaddya know, he didn't actually die!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)

omg, that's not stupid, that's awesome.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)

i bloody love the darwin awards
there you go, your next set of gonz's bathroom reading!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:48, Reply)