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Lets put today out of its misery with a quick double tap to the head thread
What's the most epic/ironic/studpid historical death you've ever heard of?

Alt: What's for dinner?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:20, 96 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
Dinner is pork and chorizo stew with sorta stuffed sweet potatoes.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)
That sounds very nice indeed
I like all of those things.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Cool, well you're not invited but feel free to make it yourself.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
It's really sweet how you two are getting along

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
Could be time to buy a hat.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
Are you going to get upset and delete this?

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
Give me time.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)

uy a hat ook a table at Domino's.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
Sorta stuffed?

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
Yeah they're baked then scooped out and then you put the shit back in.
It's not really stuffed.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
It's not a very popular dish.
Careful it doesn't give you the shits.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Top nursing advice there.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
I well fancy a bit of that.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
My mouse hand is considerably colder than my other hand
What is that all about, eh?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
The other hand is down your trousers.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Hacked monty boyces phone earlier and took some screen shots.
i.imgur.com/6fCMaYl.jpg
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
N

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)
there was a prick who tied a load of helium balloons to a garden chair to annoy his wife
but shot up way too quickly, then died.

not quite a death, but a nasty injury - when i was a trainee working in insurance litigation, we had a chap who was claiming against his employer because he'd been injured on a building site. the workmen had been too lazy to carry the equipment down the stairs, had roped off an area, and chucked it out of the window. he had ignored the ropes (contrib neg) and been hit on the head by the equipment. the irony was that it was safety equipment, a canvas intended to protect any workers who fell off whilst working high up...

alt: quorn shepherds pie with spicy cheese topping
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
You're thinking of the Roald Dahl book The Twits

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
only when i look at your beard
srsly though, here:

www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html

huh, whaddya know, he didn't actually die!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
omg, that's not stupid, that's awesome.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)
i bloody love the darwin awards
there you go, your next set of gonz's bathroom reading!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:48, Reply)
Horrible Histories has stupid deaths covered.
Dinner will be leftover fish pie, which is probably slang for food poisoning.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
Perillos of Athens
Alt: dunno
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
quorn shepherds pie with spicy cheese topping

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Eaten with a meat cleaver.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Cool I like that, thanks for letting me know mate.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
raw cheese though because she is mean

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:51, Reply)
Awww man!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
Also the front line of King Goujian's army

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Ouch to both

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)
He was the one who had the criminals who were sentenced to death
line up at the front and kill themselves (beheading?) before a battle, wasn't it?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:52, Reply)
Yes, according to legend they cut their own heads off, although there are very few sources to say it actually happened sadly. Regardless it's one of my favourite things despite the fact it probably didn't happen.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
One of my favourite guys
Thomas Midgley Jr. could be possible the most environmentally destructive person ever, all while trying to be good. Then died in comical circumstances
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)
Is that the CFC and leaded petrol guy?

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)
yep
then died in a weird contraption of ropes that he made to help him move after his illnesses
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)
Think it was a QI thing that I first heard about him

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)
Haha I hadn't heard that bit. I shall read up on it later.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)
I'm having leftover lasagne for my tea.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Nothing, operation tomorrow

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Boob job?

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
best wishes if this is a real thing and not some witty aside.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)
When that space shuttle blew up.
And all the people on board died. It was funny because the airline running the shuttle was some company called 'NASA'.

And NASA stands for 'Need another seven astronauts'. FACT.

How we laughed.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)
Interstellar has another hour to go. this is a long film

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)
I'm 'in to Stella' as well.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:51, Reply)
I have noticed. Probably think about your consumption.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
that's right "up" there with 'what does DIANA stand for?"
(died in a nasty accident)

and DODI?

(died opposite di)

people should be ashamed of themselves.

those are terrible, terrible jokes.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)
Wanna buy a lorry?
It fell off the back of a ferry.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)
i like this

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
Evening jeff, BC did ok on Sunday

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)
Afternoon.
Trust you lumped significant on my 'Aiden Flint' to score tip.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:52, Reply)
Yep, 15/2. Had a half, full time on Brizzle too \0/

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Good work.
I thought 15/2 as an anytime scorer was great value.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)
It was the best odds by far.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:03, Reply)
Henry Smolinski
Alt probably soup again as I have the neck aids
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Can anyone smarter than me explain Interstellars ending.
So he's a fucking gravity ghost or some shit?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
You know what right, I was gonna do like a pizza that needs doing, but instead on the back of what Chompy said...
.... I'm gonna get some sweat potatos and stuff them with pulled porn and then bring that into the office tomorow too.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Click.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
typical juden

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)
kennethwilliams.jpg

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
sianwilliams.jpg

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:56, Reply)
cor!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 18:12, Reply)
she'd get it

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 18:18, Reply)
sweat potatoes and pulled porn?????
you might want to check with HR first
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
he's just going to listlessly shovel jizz from a tupperware into his mouth using a fork.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
Marvellous Gonzing. Would click again.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 18:55, Reply)
you'll never guess what's cioming back unless you can read URLS before clicking them.
www.ew.com/article/2015/03/24/x-files-return?Asdf&hootPostID=4f12cf0fc0d3b0c583be1cc67de0d305
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 18:32, Reply)

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