Don't care. This is the important story of the day:
www.surrey.police.uk/News/News-Stories/Full-news-story/Article/11069/Man-charged-following-public-order-offence-in-Dorking
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

He must be some kind of prodigy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)

or perhaps a shaman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

One of the barmen in The Grill used to be the keyboardist Shamen, but he fucked it off before they were famous.
I know this because my mate asked him 'Weren't you the cunt that was the keyboardist in the shamen but fucked it off before they were famous?' and he answered by way of a resigned nod.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)

was that when they were still an indie band?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

Think so, aye.
The Grill's an alright pub if you just want to swing by for a pint eh?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

remind me where it is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)

He sounds very much maligned and misunderstood

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Laavely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)