You said it Jay!
I've a fun packed weekend of gutting the house of every old letter and bags of documents that have accumulated in every cupboard, drawer, eaves, corner and slow moving child over the last 15 years. Then it'll be sorting through them and filing them in something like a responsible adult and not letting it happen again. Er, yay!

Alt: Every single morning when people use the slip road on the way to work like a junction and sit there indicating rather than powering down the slip road indicating and scaring someone into letting you in like wot I do.

Altalt: *applies for position at Rekall*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Just chuck the fucking lot out.
If it's spread over the place like a mad woman's shit you'd never find it if you needed it, or even know you had it in the first place.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)

That's hardly going to help when I bump off the missus and can't find the life insurance policy now is it?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

Phone them up and ask them for a copy?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

This logical approach just wont cut it
We take our hoarding pretty seriously round here. Who knows when you're going to need the breakdown cover documents from a company that went out of business in the 90s
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with a bit of hoarding, as long as you're not turning into Mr Trebus you should be alright.
One of my mates is a total anti-hoarder, anything he doesn't immediately need gets binned or ebayed, then he expects everyone else to pick up the slack and lend him a spare phone when he drunkenly drops his phone in a urinal and pisses all over it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

when they're dead?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

he's going to kill the entire staff at Sun Life?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

Only if they don't know how to use a slip road

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:34, Reply)

good idea
parasites
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Needs moar alcohol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:37, Reply)

Nah, I'm having a break from that malarky for a bit

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)