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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We chose a new kitchen, It's cool and modern like I wanted not some fusty piece of Victoriana like Swipe wanted.
I tricked her using my elite sales skillz to think a modern one would be better and it worked, what an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:24, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
I like wood so we have gone for solid oak with a modern feel
When you come and visit you can see it in person!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:32, Reply)
YESSSSS! I hope we go to Cornwall this year, I like Cornwall. Cornwall and Cornish people are the best ones here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)
I like their wafers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:36, Reply)
I like the funny voices they do and how they all pretend to be stupid, for a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:37, Reply)
You'll be disappointed in my voice
despite what MontyBoyce4EvaInRHarts and Swipe may have told you, I do not speak like Jethro.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Cant you ham it up a bit for meaters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:40, Reply)
They said you'd say that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:40, Reply)
No, they said I'd say this.
Ere, 'spite wot mants and swioghpe moight hav tol' ye oigh daant talk loighke jefro
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)
Lol
Also my accent is probably worse than yours
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:43, Reply)
I speak the queens mate, right proper toff I am

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
Cool, I sound like a man selling knock off fags in a pub car park from an Aldi carrier bag

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:50, Reply)
I'll have 40 "marlboro"

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Soz, only got 'Lucky Stroke' left

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)
terrible bullying of Rory

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:54, Reply)
RIP 'Richard Head'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
Bring the budgies!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:37, Reply)
Their big cage will go in the new car! It's all coming together, it was meant to be!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:38, Reply)
They have wings. They can just fly here

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)
They are fat lazy bastards who need to be forced to fly.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:41, Reply)
We had our honeymoon in Cornwall.
One of the best holidays I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:41, Reply)
I really like it there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)
I was there!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:43, Reply)
On my honeymoon?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
Yeh, wanking in the bushes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:50, Reply)
You should have knocked on the window.
You could have joined in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)
Nah, he looked like he might have a heart attack if an ice cream van drove past

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:54, Reply)
The poor bugger had a fishing boat trip booked on the one day the weather was properly horrendous
He came back that evening practically hypothermic. My marriage very nearly lasted exactly seven days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Mar 2015, 9:57, Reply)
He chilled on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)

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