I don't know what that is. I pay for music.
Alt: Some toys for the budgies - namely ten pin bowling and a fairground strongman machine. Yes, really.
Altalt: All of it. I despise making small talk with anyone.

xxxx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:07, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Would love to see the fairground strongman machine...... for budgies...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

It's not brilliant but they'll like it. They already have a basket ball hoop which they have mastered.
www.clipsleypetshop.co.uk/strong-bird-activitoy-bird-toy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

You clearly have very gifted budgies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

I trained them myself.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

How to train your budgie.
You could be on to something here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)

I love this

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)

This is the other thing
www.clipsleypetshop.co.uk/bird-toy-bowling-activity-toy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)

Hate to piss on your chips
But there aren't 10 pins in that picture.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

I know, I bought 3.33 of them

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Good work

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Just shy of two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)

One day soon I hope to sit in silence with you over a pint.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

like we did that time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Thing is, most people you actually really get on with you kind of bypass the bullshit small talk really quickly. I guess I mean I hate the people you end up in endless small talk scenarios with but you're never going to be mates because they are a prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I really enjoy our bantz, mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

oh hi, errr 'Tim', how's work...what is it you do again? Did you watch the match? haha okay bye!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Is that a working strongman machine?!
Amazing.

Tidal is a new streaming app endorsed by celebs like Madonna, Jay Z, Daft Punk etc.
They want you to pay 20 quid a month for your listenings.
They were complaining that they dont get a fair cut of monies in a big ceremony last night #TidalForAll
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Oh, I'll file that under 'don't care' with snapchat and instagram

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

JayZ has a point.
I mean think about it he's smoking hot but his wife is dog rough and 12 years older than him so he must be broke.

ON OPPOSITE DAY!
( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)