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So... Tidal. Thoughts?
I think a load of already rich beyond their dreams celebrities asking you to pay a premium to stream their music so they get fair monies is a bit shit.
Do you stream music? Do you pay for your music? Does music make the people come together?

alt. Ive just bought a plane ticket, what have you just bought?
Mind they don't half try to fleece you for baggage. Its wise to shop around.

altalt. what small talk do you hate most?
People chatting shit about weather everyone is experiencing grinds.

lol
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:00, 139 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
Where in the alps is the plane taking you?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
It's a return flight from Barcelona. Do I pass any hostile territories?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Yes. France.
But don't worry, you'll have been mugged in Barcelona by some Nigerian woman so that'll be the least of your concerns.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
What do you think about the return of Daphne and Celeste, jase?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
The song's a bit shit tbh

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
^lacking in an alibi

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
lol povo budget airline
that can only afford mentalist homo pilots
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
I haven't mentioned an airline, you dim prick.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Yeah, I often have to pay extra to check in bags when flying on concorde.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
yeah, they don't even fly anymore m8

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
I don't know what that is. I pay for music.
Alt: Some toys for the budgies - namely ten pin bowling and a fairground strongman machine. Yes, really.
Altalt: All of it. I despise making small talk with anyone.

xxxx
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Would love to see the fairground strongman machine...... for budgies...

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
It's not brilliant but they'll like it. They already have a basket ball hoop which they have mastered.
www.clipsleypetshop.co.uk/strong-bird-activitoy-bird-toy
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
You clearly have very gifted budgies.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I trained them myself.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
How to train your budgie.
You could be on to something here.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
I love this

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
This is the other thing
www.clipsleypetshop.co.uk/bird-toy-bowling-activity-toy
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Hate to piss on your chips
But there aren't 10 pins in that picture.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
I know, I bought 3.33 of them

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Good work

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Just shy of two

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
One day soon I hope to sit in silence with you over a pint.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
like we did that time

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Thing is, most people you actually really get on with you kind of bypass the bullshit small talk really quickly. I guess I mean I hate the people you end up in endless small talk scenarios with but you're never going to be mates because they are a prick.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I really enjoy our bantz, mate

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
oh hi, errr 'Tim', how's work...what is it you do again? Did you watch the match? haha okay bye!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Is that a working strongman machine?!
Amazing.

Tidal is a new streaming app endorsed by celebs like Madonna, Jay Z, Daft Punk etc.
They want you to pay 20 quid a month for your listenings.
They were complaining that they dont get a fair cut of monies in a big ceremony last night #TidalForAll
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
Oh, I'll file that under 'don't care' with snapchat and instagram

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
JayZ has a point.
I mean think about it he's smoking hot but his wife is dog rough and 12 years older than him so he must be broke.

ON OPPOSITE DAY!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
I ripped all of Montys vinyl to WMA that one night I stayed over at his flat.
Alt. Last thing I bought was gin and steak
AltAlt I hate people
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
dunno, sometimes I use torrents to get entire discographies of artists whose music I wouldn't buy anyway

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
no financial loss mate

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
Ive only recently got with the torrent thing. I may do this

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
you should

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Would you shoot a policeman, do a shit in his helmet and then post it to his grieving wife?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Is the wife hot?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Slightly warm afterwards, I'll wager

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

when you say shoot you mean..?
when you say shit in his helmet you mean...?

can you please log in your other account DBT?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I normally buy CDs as I can't quite get my head round paying for fuck all online
Mrs Cow has Spotify Premium with her phone contract though so I've got that on my phone too for free

Alt:
I just bought some Hobgoblin Ale from Tesco. £1.24 a bottle! \o/

AltAlt:
We have a chap in our office who listens in on conversations, quickly Googles/Wikipedias it then joins in 10 mins later like he's the world expert
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
^ works with Chompy

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
lol1

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
^ works with chompy

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
lol2

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
does anybody else work with chompy?
Oh yeah, silly question.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)
I think 'already rich beyond their dreams celebrities' should be paid a fair price for their work
I also think they should be taxed on these earnings accordingly.

Y'see, the problem with the likes of Spotify is that the people who suffer are the 'considerably poorer than their dreams minor celebrities' who have no guarantee of income from their work, even if it is mildly successful.

I buy records. Often directly from the hands of the artists, so the entire money goes straight into their pockets.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Tax dodging.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Last music I bought was by Tangles.
I've not felt inclined to buy any since then.

Alt: A new bathroom

Altalt: Bathroomtalk.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Blimey, did I spoil music for you?
You were actually the first person EVER to buy the album, I think.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
you spoil life for most people

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I can understand how frustrating it must be for you when Frog talks of little else but me when you are trying to be intimate with him.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
i feel sorry for you if you can't read the signs
he's all about the philliejoe these days, mate.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I like all The Good Posters

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Er, check the TOP of my 'friends' list
i.imgur.com/AmWYdKR.png
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
i do not stream music
i only ever buy it on itunes. and now i am cross because my ipod is fucking me around and skips to the next song when it is 2/3 of the way through FOR NO REASON OR DISCERNIBLE PATTERN.

alt: a fucktonne of chocolate for the family (including a hotel chocolat ostrich egg for my dad, which meatsnake was UNimpressed at having to carry home) and some toys for the kids. and a canister of helium for one of said toys. this can only end well.

altalt: people blithering about their uninteresting kids. some people have interesting kids. most do not.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
My kids are interesting! I'm sending them to live with you for a week

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
you and monty have interesting kids
fab, they can see the budgies!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
If you blow helium up you arse, you can do really high pitched farts.
Breaks the ice at parties.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
but girls don't fart

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Lies on the Internet

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
facts on the screen

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
They do, but they're so high pitched that only dogs can hear them.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)
My 40 year old record player still works fine.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
yes but it doesn't play 4000 songs without having to change the records 3999 times

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
Another advantage.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Did you get the optional extra "guaranteed no crazy Germans with suicidal tendencies"?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
the internet said he'd been looking at gay porn
one of the red rags, not sure which one, went with the classy headline, "I'M HAVING MURDER PILOT'S BABY". which was nice.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
If all the homos were behind bars like they should have been
this terrible tragedy would have been avoided.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
like tom cruise in cocktail

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I despise queers as much as the next guy
but they certainly know how to knock up a good cosmopolitan
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
I'm holding out for
"I ATE SANDWICH IN SAME CAFE AS MURDER PILOT".
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:27, Reply)
He was depressed because he might be gay?
Honey, it's 2015. Nobody hides any more.
Unless you're trans. which is SICK AND WRONG.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)

haha you mean your wife!!!

(Dozy Dozy D 🚺, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:22, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)


well, he certainly doesn't mean yours...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
woah, bit creepy

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
*straps on bumbag*

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Music wise I want for nothing
I pay about ten times the minimum requirement into itunes, plus transfers to two trusts for Spotify and a saving scheme for Tidal.

Could you afford that?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
iCranley

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Geordiejay's preferred music service is 'wye eye tunes'
Cheers
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)
sadface

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
I hate when you get a call from "unknown" and it just hangs up.
It's blatantly just marketing folk seeing if the phone is still in use.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
Self awareness where art thou????

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
That ship sailed long ago, frog.
I just walked through the middle of a disciplinary meeting with not one iota of care.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
No u never, if anything you minced or perhaps pranced.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
Glided, like a Gazelle across the Serengeti

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
it'll be those ambulance chasing claims management companies mate.
Parasites, staffed by GCSE underachieving spastics with no prospects.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
no offence

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
the only thing you offend is the mirror.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
...says the man in the straining raincoat

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Me. I Am Dozer... The Elusive Chanteuse
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
you are Jay$umz, the plebeian sodomite

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)


(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
the vegetarian option in the staff restaurant is "lentil and spinach delight"
i think that might be a giant green LIE.

imma get a £10 salad.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I had lunch at 10. It was a bacon and sausage sandwich, toasted bread with tomato sauce.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
See, what you've done there is confuse breakfast with lunch.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
lunfast!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Nah, I don't eat breakfast

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
^winning at lunch^

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Red Sauce? At your age?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Red sauce THEN cream

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
At least you got the cream on last

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
I like both lentils and spinach but that still sounds disgusting

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
Music has been downhill since CrazyTowns Butterfly.
I refuse to enable them by giving them money.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:14, Reply)
God that was awful

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
It was no White Town - Your Woman.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:30, Reply)
Which was no Babylon Zoo - Spaceman

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
which was no Babybird - You're Gorgeous

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Which was no Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at tiffanys.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)
Which was no The Olden Days People - Seikilos Epitaph

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This will make a great party playlist.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:01, Reply)
I listen to music on youtube
while the teletubbies cavort in black and white
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
LOLMEMES

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:44, Reply)
1 hour 22 minutes

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Me too!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)
*1981 fives*

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:42, Reply)
1 hour 45 minutes :(

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:45, Reply)
loser

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)
3:10

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:50, Reply)
No way

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
Aye. Didn't start until nearly 10 though.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)
1h30m, then my shoufure is taking me to the doctors

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/31/tidal-spoof_n_6975520.html?1427801911
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:57, Reply)
eggzacly

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)
I'm bored.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
HELLO (can't think of one) BOARD NICE (country) 2 MEAT JEW

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)
Gonna give that amazon prime a go.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:08, Reply)
they don't do subtitles :(
I may do the 30 day trial to watch game of thrones
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
nu fred pls

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

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