i do not stream music
i only ever buy it on itunes. and now i am cross because my ipod is fucking me around and skips to the next song when it is 2/3 of the way through FOR NO REASON OR DISCERNIBLE PATTERN.

alt: a fucktonne of chocolate for the family (including a hotel chocolat ostrich egg for my dad, which meatsnake was UNimpressed at having to carry home) and some toys for the kids. and a canister of helium for one of said toys. this can only end well.

altalt: people blithering about their uninteresting kids. some people have interesting kids. most do not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:17, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

My kids are interesting! I'm sending them to live with you for a week

( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)

you and monty have interesting kids
fab, they can see the budgies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

If you blow helium up you arse, you can do really high pitched farts.
Breaks the ice at parties.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

but girls don't fart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Lies on the Internet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

facts on the screen

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

They do, but they're so high pitched that only dogs can hear them.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)

My 40 year old record player still works fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

yes but it doesn't play 4000 songs without having to change the records 3999 times

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

Another advantage.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)