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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how do you manage to make even talking about breakfast sound creepy?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:55, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Imagine Dozer bringing you breakfast in bed

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
+ when you didn't know he was in your flat

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
fucking hell

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)
+ after he had sat up all night "just watching you sleep"

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)
you're making me itchy

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

"just watching you sleep" going through your shoe cupboard
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)

going through wanking into
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:08, Reply)
That was implied

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:09, Reply)
at least that would keep him quiet for a good few hours
(i like shoes, i do)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:11, Reply)
Quiet is not the word I would have used.
In fact, let's just stop that right there. Feeling a bit woozy now.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
^ is picturing dozer wanking ^
(whilst thinking of chimpy)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)
^Wanked to dust

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)
...and I'm done

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)

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