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You're thinking of Christmas, not Easter(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:31,
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you have a narcissistic anti social personality disorder and aspergers (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:00,
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It is in Anchorage, Alaska. Where I am. Gutted loser.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:07,
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It's okay im only here on business doing some restructuring and consultancy (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:09,
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No but I'm going to talk about milfs quite a lot even though none of them talk to me because of my zammo Bell's palsy face(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:15,
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Back to the subjectBacon and black pudding sandwich with 2 mugs of tea.
Keywords - Cardiac arrest
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You should have read about in on Trip Advisor before booking your holiday.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:44,
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I'll remember your advice before my next holiday!I've just booked a week in Dundee.
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Oh, lovely! I love Italy and all Italian things even though I've never been and have taken no interest in their culture. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:53,
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I've woken up and I'm feeling somewhat more healthy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:49,
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Make sure you use your factor 12 then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:19,
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I watched Cameron vs Millispoon last night. WorstbPredator film ever!S'esly, Millispoon did really badly. He really is the end of a bell.
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Choccy-woccy for brekkiewoos for the next four days(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:19,
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Jason would probably have a chocolate covered knob for breakfast. You meant Jason, right?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:24,
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*doesn't tell a parent, guardian or teacher about what happens when mum's away for another week*(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:27,
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Couldn't find a pic of the Mars Bar one
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:24,
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Probably traumatised by having a lion roaring at them over breakfast. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:28,
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What healthy alternative did you have this morning?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:34,
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No ideaGuessing it's still better than a larger wetherspoon brekkie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:46,
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It's okay, mine goes to school 15 miles away and she has to run there every morningburns it all off
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:29,
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These are actually quite nang.And pale in comparison to some of the stuff the yanks make.
I popped into one of them 'candy' stores for a sneer. Fucking hell.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:17,
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Morning Doz-1I almost nearly have a roof on my kitchen now. Almost
I had a choice between a 5k run or a bottle of red last night. I chose......wisely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:46,
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I met a mate in town for what was supposed to be a few pints and a feed.But he fucked off early on loldrug related reasons so I went home and stopped off for a few more pints on the way home.
Cooked my tea and went to bed. Woke up in the middle of the night feeling hammered. 7/10.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:15,
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how do you manage to make even talking about breakfast sound creepy?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:55,
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Imagine Dozer bringing you breakfast in bed(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:01,
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+ when you didn't know he was in your flat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:01,
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+ after he had sat up all night "just watching you sleep"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:03,
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at least that would keep him quiet for a good few hours(i like shoes, i do)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:11,
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Quiet is not the word I would have used.In fact, let's just stop that right there. Feeling a bit woozy now.
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^ is picturing dozer wanking ^(whilst thinking of chimpy)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:22,
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our singer brought some new lyrics to practice last night.It was about Madeleine McCann.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:06,
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Were they both topical and edgy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:07,
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I'd not say topical, as it's been a while since she tragically dissapeared(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:11,
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it still passes for cutting edge humour on hilarious website b3ta, i hear(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:11,
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*pushes pineapple*Toast with peanut butter, orange juice and LARGE amounts of coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:14,
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I need to start bringing breakfast into the office.I don't eat it at home as i'd rather the 3 minutes extra in bed.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:16,
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I always have breakfast at work Get paid to eat toast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:21,
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When we shared offices with an oil company their canteen used to do bacon and egg rolls for £1.10And fry-ups on friday for £3.
I miss those times.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:25,
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Bacon and sausage sandwich, Dr Pepper 'Zero'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:18,
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Are you one of those birds who orders half the chippy and a diet coke?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:20,
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No, I just prefer the taste of less (fewer) sugary drinks(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:21,
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The sandwich had 2 sausages, so just fewer than 4 chipolatas(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:22,
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By my calculations I'm over 1/3 of the way to 'TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!' time. Well done!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:31,
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If you want to do something, you should do it. That applies to everything ever.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:38,
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My mates grandad got hauled in for questioning when Sutcliffe was on the go. Apparently he looked a lot like him.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:04,
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In the late 70s and early 80s everyone looked like Peter Sutcliffeespecially YM.
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All Grandads have a well stocked tool shed - it's was probably a fair shout.I know a chap who had Sutcliffe making deliveries at his work - says that "he was always willing to help unload the lorry".
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My Dad did!The whole Wearside Jack thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:22,
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N.B.My Dad did not do the whole Wearside Jack thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:22,
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in my head i've now got one of those vic and bob northern re-imaginings of Withnail and I.www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:27,
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3 hours 20 minutes here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:41,
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Sorry m8, it's been hectic and probably slipped my mindI'll try to remember to let you know before I leave.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:58,
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Make sure you do please, it could be whole days before we talk again. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:59,
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I sometimes console myself by reading through these again if you are not onlineb3ta.com/search/posts/94007/best
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:03,
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I've always believed in your soul(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:11,
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i read chipolata-gate againi still can't understand why mini sausages caused such a massive spaz-out from old dwaff-pants.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:08,
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it was like a pot of pasta boiling overbut instead of boiling water, it was needless boiling venom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:10,
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you're as in denial as dr bumbag and his amazing "holiday" (which turned out to be in wales)(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:38,
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I liked it when I, a man who was never his pal, annoyed him so he wrote horrible things about you, a friend of his who never really joined in the Cranley bashing.That really showed me!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:13,
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I fully intended to have a nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel, hard-working kinda day whilst working from home todayOur office server's fucked - again - so I can't log in to the system and do any work.
Shame. Let's hope it's fixed before 5 so I can do some work, otherwise I'll be off for the next 10 days feeling guilty*
*Actual feelings of guilt may or may not be present. YMMV. T's&C's apply.
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+ P's and H'sbefore anyone else says it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:11,
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