I had one recently after my father was foolish enough to text "piss off" to an ambulance chasing spam text
I happened to be at home and answered the phone to a call centre. The man was most persistent (also funny how "John" is a traditional Indian name) and kept insisting I was "concealing" a car accident from him. Eventually he referred to me as mrs swipe. I told him I was miss swipe. He demanded to speak to mrs swipe. I told him that he could not as she was dead. Pause. Then he said....

"And was THAT in car accident?"

Unbelievable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Did you make Frog delete the posts that made it look like your family are racists?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:09, Reply)

I wish someone would delete all your posts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Was it the headteacher brother?
They're not really allowed to be racist, are they?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)

I have no idea what frog was going on about
Why don't you ask him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:19, Reply)

S'alright, he's explained that your family are nice and not racists now.
Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:21, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far
They wouldn't speak to anyone from Coventry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:23, Reply)

That's not racism.
That's just sensible.
( Muns, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:24, Reply)

It's just so hard to understand the guttural garbage that comes out of their toothless mouths

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:27, Reply)

Hahaha sent to Coventry!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)

you're not allowed to send people to Coventry any more because of so-called Human Rights and Health and Safety gone mad.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:33, Reply)

No! And it wasn't her family, they're all excellent. I didn't delete it anyway, maybe we aren't allowed to say paki anymore.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:18, Reply)

Could your mum not just have rung them back from school?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

Number withheld innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)