sausages are all housed in pigs intestines.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

linda mccartney's aren't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Ive been eating a load of quorn stuff lately.
The chorizo is well weird. it does taste like chorizo but it's just not meat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:44, Reply)

are you poorly?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:47, Reply)

life is all about experimenting.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

you should try everything once
except Linda McCartney sausages

And Muse LPs

And aerobics
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:03, Reply)

Quorn is wank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:47, Reply)

literally
congealed wank at that
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)

the mince is nice if you make it taste of stuff
monty made us a fantastic smoked ghost chilli the other night, and i made a decent lasagne with it. but the chicken cubes/bacon/chorizo stuff can fuck right off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:51, Reply)

the bacon was particularly horrid

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

your intentions are noble, GJ
but you're trying to educate somebody with a profound eating disorder
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)