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what a lovely day!
Now, we need some fresh meat up in here.
If you were wanting to entice new beetans, how would you go about it?
Shall we also sell out to the Daily Mirror like Th3mvsu5?
It is the intelligent tabloid after all (poxy oxy moron)

alt. Something about food.
Did you have a nice roast over the Easter?
I sure did.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:08, 117 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2492314
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Coming from the guy whose "interesting" replies on here are generally ignored.
*generic geeky link*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
^upset

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)
by you?
n.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)
I wouldn' admit to posting here, to normal people.
Having one tonight, beef topped with gammon, york pud , the full kit .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:18, Reply)
I had some tremendous steak with black pudding and pepper sauce on sunday
and some salt beef hash yesterday

#winningatEasterfood
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:20, Reply)
that is indeed winning

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)
Steak and black pudding? You're easily the best here.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)
Massssssive fish and chips on Friday, full english on Saturday
Chilled on sunday
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:23, Reply)
craid davidzzzzz

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)
ALL OVER YOUR BOINK

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)
Free blowjobs from Jaysums.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
roll up, roll up!
come one, cum all
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)
I was only joking but, you know, if you're up for it ...
*flutters eyelashes*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)
gaz me yer contact details, yeah?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Gone one better

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)
ooer!!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I had a lovely bit of hake the other day
It's my second favourite fish beginning with the letter H after halibut
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)
What a load of pollocks

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)
you're skating on fin ice starting a fish pun thread on here

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)
For cod's sake

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)
I'm going to stickleback and wait for this to end

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)
Salmon start a new sub-thread
or

THIS is how you remind me?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)
Spit roast? Give or take?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)
no point indulging in troilism if you're not the lucky pierre

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)
NDITB

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)
*hangs tough*

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)
Ken Dodd would be proud.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)
probably show them some threads from the glory days
with the more gimpy quotient blotted out.

alt: we had an awesome sunday lunch at a proper yorkshire pub, only complaint was that the menu was enormous and it was impossible to choose. i had garlic mushrooms with crusty bread, whitby haddock and chips, and meatsnakeposter had beer battered black pudding nuggets with chilli alioli and then a surf'n'turf with an enormous steak and crayfish/truffle mac'n'cheese that looked like a gooey heart attack in a bowl. other honorary mentions go to my brother and his wife, who had a chateaubriand served with a smorgasbord of roasted tomatoes, proper yorkshire chips and other bits, my aunt, who had a cumberland sausage the size of her arm, and my brother's mum, who had roasted sea bass.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:25, Reply)
How ARE Lemmy and Rocky?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:28, Reply)
moulting
so miserable as fuck.

also definitely turning gay. but that's ok, so long as they don't lay eggs...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)
#budgiesodomite

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:42, Reply)


(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)
FP this now

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Yorkshire do good fish and chips
Also, Yorkshire fishcakes are win
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)
When precisely were these 'glory days'?
You can't say 'before you started posting'
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)
ok.....
whenever you've been on holiday
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)
It's going to be properly dead in July/August when we have several posters away at the same time.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)
All the properly good stuff gets deleted.
usually because it accompanies a massive flounce.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)
I don't like new people.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)
people don't like you either

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)
True, but there is almost a grudging reverence from my fellow misanthropes.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Names?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Im the same irl
Im a reet anti social bugger(er)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:42, Reply)
I don't envy anyone going through 'dating' and all that having to talk to people and pretending to be nice.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)
it's ok. gets me out the house.
There's some bloody odd people out there though.
Im picky at the best of times.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)
I'm one of those adorable pricks who strikes up conversations with strangers

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)
My mother is one of those and I still haven't quite got over the embarrassment and can-we-gooo-noooow-ness of my whole childhood experience

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)
I wouldn't do it if they were proper cowering wilting violets
You can normally spot grumps and introverts.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
I know this feeling well.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)
You love them?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)
If we could just keep the current leathery old meat posting that would be a start.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Hi!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)


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(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:29, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)
ZERO N

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)
HAHA, very good.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:39, Reply)
Not you.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)
I much loved here

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)
You called?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:48, Reply)
I like lovely days, lovely gays and black pudding.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)

that's congealed pigs blood. you disgusting deviant.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:20, Reply)
delicious congealed pigs blood

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)
tggi

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:24, Reply)
but... congealed pigs blood
in a "skin".

*voms*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
sausages are all housed in pigs intestines.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
linda mccartney's aren't

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Ive been eating a load of quorn stuff lately.
The chorizo is well weird. it does taste like chorizo but it's just not meat.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:44, Reply)
are you poorly?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:47, Reply)
life is all about experimenting.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)
you should try everything once
except Linda McCartney sausages

And Muse LPs

And aerobics
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:03, Reply)
Quorn is wank.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:47, Reply)
literally
congealed wank at that
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)
the mince is nice if you make it taste of stuff
monty made us a fantastic smoked ghost chilli the other night, and i made a decent lasagne with it. but the chicken cubes/bacon/chorizo stuff can fuck right off.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:51, Reply)
the bacon was particularly horrid

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)
your intentions are noble, GJ
but you're trying to educate somebody with a profound eating disorder
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)
That's me booked in for Age of Ulton at the end of the month :)
what have YOU booked lately?
oooOOOOOOooooo YEAH!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)
I've booked myself into your mum
And when I say "booked" I mean "inserted"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I also got a cock gaz off Baying Cyber Mob poster.
(it's HUGE!)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:26, Reply)
I don't show it to just anyone, you know.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
I would. what a speciMAN

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:30, Reply)
well this is an out-and-out lie

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:46, Reply)
Did you ever fingerbang Joanie?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:49, Reply)
I gave her a double thumbs up.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)
*thumbs up*

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)
Heyyyyy!!!!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:53, Reply)
piss off dozers

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Bad language ain't cool.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:57, Reply)
Then again, neither are that Ralph Malph loser and his fucken prick bumchum Potsy, so swings and roundabouts eh.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:58, Reply)
um, I mean 'Heyyyyyy!!!!!'

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:58, Reply)
Is he dozer?What a prick eh?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:06, Reply)
Heyyyyy!!!!!
Gross stupidity ain't cool!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:07, Reply)
this latest incarnation is 8% less shit than the previous one

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:08, Reply)
That's debateable

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:09, Reply)
Hey man, I think you mean 'debatable'!
Heyyyy!!!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:12, Reply)
thumbs down
get fucked
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:18, Reply)
^ not cool ^
Heyyyy!!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:25, Reply)
Why the alternative 'comedy' account, instead of the usual rubbish one?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:24, Reply)
why the constant spastication and assumption of everybody's equal stupidity to yourself?
Heyyyy!!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:27, Reply)
of everybody is equal stupidity

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)
my grammar is correct.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:31, Reply)
it's a possessive, not a contraction.
Heyyyyy!!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)
Is your grampa right too?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:33, Reply)
If by 'right' you mean 'dead for over 20 years', then yes. Yes he is.
Hey!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:34, Reply)
Is this the real reason our resident wheelchair botherer has stopped posting?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-32159284
(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:25, Reply)
Fuckers like that give us meds a bad name.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:28, Reply)
Bon Jovi zzzzzzzz

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:30, Reply)
Which one?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:30, Reply)

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