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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We're off to one with daughter, which I'm not really looking forward to.
Go I'm not mad on mixing drink, drugs and parenting,
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:42, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Yeah, it didn't do the McCann's any favours.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
It's fine, as long as your kid is a good sleeper.
We took ours to Camp Bestival a couple of years ago with no problems.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)
yeah right
when it's 18, the psychologist is going to have a field day with those memories
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)
it's always nice to get parenting advice from a spinster

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
you should try taking advice from someone
yours might not turn out quite as weird and ugly as they are otherwise inevitably doomed to do
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
is it upset creepy spinster obsessed with my kids o'clock already?

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is 'family friendly'so the music shouldn'tbe too loud.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Yeah, don't be fooled by that - all it means is 'everyone will have their kids with them'
There are few concessions to noise.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)
fluorescent pink peltors and extra gin in their Ovaltine
sorted
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
tell the mrs it's bonding time for her and the kid
book yourself into a nice five star somewhere sunny.

problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
I enjoy the camping, I don't like being shitnecked with the kid

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
Can you not just moderate your consumption until it is in bed?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
and then tiptoe around outside the tent trying not to wake it up or scar it with shitnecked shagging...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:25, Reply)
^^ sensible response

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:25, Reply)
take an au pair with you

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)
And a cleaner too!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
au pairs do cleaning too
it's basically like having a house slave
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Do they do the sex too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
part of the deal

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)

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