Mini ape size large will be 4 this summer and off to school in the autumn
mini ape size small is just 1 and is a little poppet

How are your children, frog and budgie?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The budgie has gone forth and multiplied and now we have a yellow one and a purple one
We have definitely turned them gay, they love each other a bit too much.

Frog is playing out at the seaside this weekend. I'm up north sorting out the new car and other shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:35, Reply)

Are you going to have number 3? I think you should have 3.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)

Nope, done with all that shit
what new car are you getting?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:00, Reply)

Dacia Duster. A red one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:03, Reply)

Good news!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)

Basic model, but 15" alloys for a treat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:08, Reply)

Is daddy paying for half of it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:09, Reply)

No, I am :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)

Go on then what is it really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:11, Reply)

Audi q3

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)

Figures, but please don't tell me it's new. Only idiots buy new cars

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:17, Reply)

brand new, built to order.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:19, Reply)

Well enjoy the feeling of £5k sliding down the drain as you drive it off the forecourt
on the plus side new car smell!!!*

* may be caused by plasticising thalates that may be carcinagenic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:22, Reply)

I will!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:23, Reply)

Fuck yeah
Who wants to sit on someone else's seat that they've farted into over the last 12 months?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)

I dunno, perverts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:58, Reply)

Are you packing it off to a boarding school?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:48, Reply)

They'll love it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:07, Reply)