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That Ed Sheeran chap is actually a pretty decent rapper
evening shitins, who's about?

Boat race eh? Grand national eh?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:09, 76 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
You've saved us from a dozer thread.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:10, Reply)
ITBOH

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:12, Reply)
yay!
both events for posh cunts though
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:12, Reply)
The grand national is run at Aintree, near Liverpool...they wouldn't know a posh cunt if they fell into one

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)
I've won second prize in the grand national sweepstake at work!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)
2015 won't get better than this

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:16, Reply)
I dunno mate, things are looking up on planet dozerino

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:17, Reply)
Why isn't that planet further away?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)
I refused to enter ours
I can't bear it when one of the horses gets hurt :(
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:30, Reply)
Horses are cunts

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:32, Reply)
I hope both the mini apes are as pony mad as I was
Spending Saturdays watching them trot around riding schools will cure your equinism
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:33, Reply)
Nope, I have a plan
if they want pony riding lessons, I'll pay the school to make sure she has a shit time mucking out and such like, so never wants to go back
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)
All the girls I went riding with LIKED that
They liked cleaning saddles and brushing manes and things because squeeee horses.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:37, Reply)
Girls are stoopid

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:59, Reply)
Daniel Radcliffe is a surprisingly good rapper as well.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)
His laughing was fucking annoying

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)
bit like your face then

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:16, Reply)
God to see you're witty as ever

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:18, Reply)
I just get better and better.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:19, Reply)
I'm not, I'm going out in a bit
I don't really know who Ed Sheeran is. Some kind of pop singer, I think.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:20, Reply)
he's a member of the wu tang clan

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:23, Reply)
No I'm not

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:25, Reply)
You should be, you'd be a great replacement for ODB

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:34, Reply)
Boat race is annoying, too many twats cluttering up the riverside pubs
At dad's tonight. Just ordered a curry. Nice.

How are the mini apes??
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:31, Reply)
Or are they goslings now?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:31, Reply)
Mini ape size large will be 4 this summer and off to school in the autumn
mini ape size small is just 1 and is a little poppet

How are your children, frog and budgie?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:34, Reply)
The budgie has gone forth and multiplied and now we have a yellow one and a purple one
We have definitely turned them gay, they love each other a bit too much.

Frog is playing out at the seaside this weekend. I'm up north sorting out the new car and other shit.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:35, Reply)
Are you going to have number 3? I think you should have 3.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)
Nope, done with all that shit
what new car are you getting?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:00, Reply)
Dacia Duster. A red one.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:03, Reply)
Good news!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)
Basic model, but 15" alloys for a treat.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:08, Reply)
Is daddy paying for half of it?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:09, Reply)
No, I am :(

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)
Go on then what is it really?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:11, Reply)
Audi q3

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)
Figures, but please don't tell me it's new. Only idiots buy new cars

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:17, Reply)
brand new, built to order.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:19, Reply)
Well enjoy the feeling of £5k sliding down the drain as you drive it off the forecourt
on the plus side new car smell!!!*

* may be caused by plasticising thalates that may be carcinagenic
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:22, Reply)
I will!!!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:23, Reply)
Fuck yeah
Who wants to sit on someone else's seat that they've farted into over the last 12 months?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:44, Reply)
I dunno, perverts?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:58, Reply)
Are you packing it off to a boarding school?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:48, Reply)
They'll love it

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:07, Reply)
Alright Goose poster. I have a lot of post, I opened the interesting ones some of which contained money!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:53, Reply)
You should spend it on lager

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:55, Reply)
Oh good idea! Cheers

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:56, Reply)
What how? All my post does is request money :(

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:01, Reply)
Cheques from premium bond winnings. Rebate from the water company.
On the flip side, council tax bill :(
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:02, Reply)
Wow, you're like one of those people from the adverts!!!!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:03, Reply)
I suppose I'll have to tell them I don't live here anymore then I won't have to pay it.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)
Fake your own death by jumping off a nearby cliff

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:05, Reply)
I don't think that's necessary. I think it's more just a case of a telephone call, maybe two.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:07, Reply)
Seems a bit...easy

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:09, Reply)
Like YM!!!!!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)
TOO TROO!

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
premium bonds are for pensioners m8

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:13, Reply)
It's just a bit of fun m8

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:15, Reply)
north american equities this year mate, you mark my words

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
My council tax includes water.
I get a lonely bastard discourage too.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)
You have nationalised water?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)
The Grand National, like anything that has a main defence of 'it's tradition', probably shouldn't happen anymore.
I don't really like horse's they're truculent arseholes.

The Boat race is for Oxbridge twats.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
My brother maintains their bodies are too big for their brains

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:45, Reply)
The rowers?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
I think it counts for both horses and rowers.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)
the horses, or the oxbridge twats?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Why are smart people that excel twats?

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)
to be fair, I've met a lot of twats from Oxford.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)
True, but they think you're a semi literate cretin, so all equal really

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:57, Reply)
it's like any group, some of them are lovely, some are knobs, people live moaning so label them all twats.

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:11, Reply)
Sense^

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:15, Reply)
alright knobbo
I, being an Oxford wanker, rather enjoy the boat race. I always like that both the Uni crowd and us locals get together to shout abuse at another town over a daft rowing contest.

As for the grand national, I've never really seen the appeal of horse racing, but I was in the work sweepstake, probably should check, see if I won anything.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Hey you sexy ginger murderer, you married yet?
Boat race is fun, spent & years in Barnes so always had a good lash up
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I watch it every year, but I'm still yet to go down and see it live. I bet you Londoners ruin it.
Not married yet, being characteristically disorganised about the whole deal.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:10, Reply)
Londoners are the best of all the peoples

(, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:15, Reply)

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