In the UK burglars have a right to do what they do.
Why not charge burglars with entering a property with the intention to rape a woman or child if one is present. Let them prove that they were only going to steal the possessions of the dwellers. Why just accept that home invasion is acceptable if all they are going to do is steal, make them suffer and pay. It is the duty of every man to protect their family by whatever means, tough on the burglar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:33, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Well we all know you'd offer them a permanent home with you
Those squatters are still waiting for your address to move into your garden btw. They're beginning to suspect you didn't really mean your kind offer but I assured them you did.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:34, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood how squatting works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)

I might squat over your coffee table.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)

I've got the camera all set up ready.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)

No, they are willing to give up a life of squatting
In return for your kind offer.

Although they were very reluctant when they heard it was in Coventry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:43, Reply)

What offer am I supposed to have made?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:44, Reply)