A true story
of what happened to me in the early hours of this morning.

Story in reply, according to OT etiquette.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:24, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nocturnal emissions
I awoke with a start. A noise outside which I later realised had been a low flying aircraft had awoken me. My digital clock read 04:39. As I lay there trying to fall asleep again, I realised it wasn't going to happen. Other things were happening with my body.

One organ in particular had a red, throbbing, swollen end. I became acutely aware of this, and could feel the pressure rising within. I knew that I was going to have to do something, otherwise, if I did manage to fall asleep, it's likely I would be changing my bed sheets in the morning.

So I grabbed a couple of tissues and got on with it. After only a brief rub, the first drips of clear liquid emerged from the throbbing opening. Soon I had reached the point of no return, and in response to my, now involuntary, muscular contractions, streams of thick, hot fluid spurted into the tissues which I was holding to catch the emission.

It only lasted a matter of seconds, but the feeling of relief was all encompassing. Mopping up the last few drops of sticky liquid from the engorged flesh, almost raw with the rubbing, I tossed the tissues into the bin by my bed, turned over, and fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.



I hate sneezing in the middle of the night. Having a cold sucks.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I had a similar experience last night too, but I actually was just rubbing one out.

*overshares*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:31, Reply)

hehe
You had me going there, right 'til the end ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:34, Reply)

dammit
I was just getting ready to properly enjoy that!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:37, Reply)

I too
have been shouting spimf :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Well!
You had me there (ooo er missus) until the very end
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:44, Reply)

You little tease.
.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

the tissue was a dead giveaway
if you'd really been having a wank you would've eaten it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Dammit!
I was just about to stick me hands in me knickers!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 17:31, Reply)