man
you're doing tapas wrong.

just order moar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:20, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

I don't like the sharing thing. I'm quite territorial about my plate with food.
You're constantly worrying whether you're being greedy and not making sure that you're not hoovering up some nice bit while some boorish prick at the other end of the table with no social awareness eats all the best thing.

Even typing that out made me angry.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

just be the boorish prick
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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Then people moan about you being the boorish prick eating all the good stuff.
No, the solution to this is to serve me my food on my plate.

I can then stir it all up into one big homogeneous mess and shovel it into my mouth without a care in the world.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

You're right and they're wrong
When I go to those places when they bring the stuff I ordered I'm like 'YOU CAN PUT THAT HERE IN FRONT OF MY PLATE PLEASE'
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)