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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:19, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

fod 'fod'
I'm meeting my totally adorable tree surgeon. He's adorable. I'm going to adopt him and keep him in my shed and bring him out at weekends to talk about pears
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)

Tree Surgeon!! Like that's a real thing.
Do you have to call him Doctor?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

it depends if he's with his massive mate with the chainsaws

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

I am going for tapas and spanish lager.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:29, Reply)

Just the Juan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)

don't forget the kids!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

People suggesting we eat and then taking me to a tapas place is one of the reasons I have trust issues.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

man
you're doing tapas wrong.

just order moar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

I don't like the sharing thing. I'm quite territorial about my plate with food.
You're constantly worrying whether you're being greedy and not making sure that you're not hoovering up some nice bit while some boorish prick at the other end of the table with no social awareness eats all the best thing.

Even typing that out made me angry.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

just be the boorish prick
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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Then people moan about you being the boorish prick eating all the good stuff.
No, the solution to this is to serve me my food on my plate.

I can then stir it all up into one big homogeneous mess and shovel it into my mouth without a care in the world.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

You're right and they're wrong
When I go to those places when they bring the stuff I ordered I'm like 'YOU CAN PUT THAT HERE IN FRONT OF MY PLATE PLEASE'
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)

just pretend it's the 90s and people still think tapas is cool

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I don't give a fuck what's 'cool' as far as food is concerned.
My criteria is how tasty it is and how easy to eat it is.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)

pig troughs are way cool

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

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(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)

I've only just put the coffee on.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)

I just set off a load of fire extinguishers in the car park!

( Peej, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

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(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

itsu green grains and glory pot
tasty little fucker
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

typical foodwrong!

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)

FOD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

that's a pretty serious allegation

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

Prove otherwise

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

the burden of proof is on the person making the allegation

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)

lol shit lawyer

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

pint of lager and a mucky book on my lap
cheers
( $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

Roast beef, roast potatoes, cauliflower and broccoli cheese, yorkshire pudding, gravy
Had to go to the deli counter to get some mustard though. Filthy casuals.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)

YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO SHIT.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)