yeah ... "you must be bored cos you're on the internet" doesn't really work when it's typed into the internet
by somebody who met their internet-attached boyfriend on the internet
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:24, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

you're the one who tries to flog your mediocre life as something wonderful
the time you spend on here does not support it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:25, Reply)

mebbe read that back to yourself on the tube to work every morning

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)

well, i get a taxi most mornings
sometimes i walk, if it's sunny. but when i do get the tube, it's because i work in the world's most exciting financial centre.

keep sweeping on that industrial estate won't you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)

And that's up against some pretty stiff competition
Financial centres are *very* exciting
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:28, Reply)

weeell...
london, new york, singapore, hong kong, chicago... they're no coventry, admittedly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)

precisely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)

i heard that hitler was going to make coventry the new capital if he'd won

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)

I'd probably have moved if he'd done that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

nah
skinny beardy peace loving treehuggers are exactly what the nazis wanted in their super race
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I pretty much owe my existence to Hitler

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:48, Reply)

you're one of the boys from Brazil?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:51, Reply)

defeating the world one bong at a time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

taking public transport to a financial centre is right at the top of my bucket list

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)

well, working on an industrial estate in the dead-end east side of the country is on almost everyone else's

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)

dunno anybody who does that

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Get you facts right.
He lives on an industrial estate, not works.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)

you two really need to write an FAQ detailing your imaginary version of me

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

oh yeah
i'll read that back to myself as i stroll down kensington high street, shall i?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:44, Reply)