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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch?
I had a handmade sausage and black pudding scotch egg with caramelised onion relish and a side salad. A proper one too, tomato, cucumber, leaves and coleslaw, none of your quinoa or baby corn rubbish.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:41, 149 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
Well it's about time.
Im having a steam meal of fish and potato and a portion of strawberrys
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Strawberries.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Prick.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
Illiterate wanker.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Wanker.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)
councilpotatohousingbenefitfraudrealitytv wanker

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
we didn't start the fire...

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)

Oustentatiouspiercedmiddleagedrodentbotheringlonelytedioussk8erprick
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
That's easy for you to say

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Not so easy for him to spell though

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05, Reply)
strawberries are DELICIOUS at this time of year
no ... wait ... not delicious ... utterly fucking inedible
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Mmmmm ... massive crunchy tasteless Moroccan strawberries ... yummy.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Must you complain about EVERYTHING?!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I'm the most positive person on earth.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)
HIV?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)
HIV HV HVI and HVII

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:05, Reply)
and HIJKLMNO

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)
HIJKLOLOL

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
and bingo was his name-o

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
You'll get struck by lightning if your not careful.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:55, Reply)
don't you mean 'lunchy wunchy nommy noms'?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)
I do fucking not

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)
tomatoes are DELICIOUS at this time of year
no ... wait ... not delicious ... utterly fucking inedible
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)
I never understood why 'handmade' is such a desireable thing.
I want my food and consumer products produced to a high level of precision and consistency by a sterile robot.

Jason is usually contaminated with faecal matter and spunk.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)
spunk is DELICIOUS at this time of year

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)
^^ Being positive ^^

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:02, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05, Reply)
faecal matter is DELICIOUS at this time of year

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)
It's the nutty tang

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I am a bit mad me lol!!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
chortle

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)
ledupinblue

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
You took me back off ignore to tell me this.
What a knob.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
I'm looking forwards towards dinner, not backwards at my lunch.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
probably a slice of bland, dry, cake

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Turkey fajitas
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)
That doesn't sound very nice

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)
It's pretty good.
Spicy with Crème fraîche spring onions and cheese
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:44, Reply)
that doesn't sound very nice

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)
the food fair that was here earlier in the week had a scotch egg stall with all different types
i retched and carried on walking.

no idea what to have for lunch. roar.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)
A pint and a pickled egg.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)
I do like a pickled egg

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Egg thrown into a bag of salt and vinegar, standard.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)
salt and vinegar kettle chips may be the finest crisps in the world

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:50, Reply)
i went for a box of mixed salads
(grated carrot in vinaigrette with flaked almonds and seeds, potatoes and red onion in yoghurt dressing, quinoa and kidney beans and red coleslaw) but thanks anyway
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)
Get any change from your tenner?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:51, Reply)
Yeah, salad

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)
no
but i did also buy bags of sweets for the team because friday and two bottles of water and a diet coke
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
Wow they must think very highly of you

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05, Reply)
she's like bill gates or oprah or sutin

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
^ banished from offices ^
^ still spends his life online ^
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:09, Reply)
deffo ... everybody wants to spend more time in the office

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)
no, right, get this
what people really want is a job where they are hardly allowed to see real people, so instead spend most of their time being bored out of their skull and posting online to cover their sense of deeeeeep inferiority.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
I need to work about 25 hours a week and about 24 of those are with customers
Again ... I'm sorry that you have to spend long hours getting flabby at a desk but it's really not my fault
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:19, Reply)
yep and you make it sound soooooo compelling
you're clearly bored titless love.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)
yeah ... "you must be bored cos you're on the internet" doesn't really work when it's typed into the internet
by somebody who met their internet-attached boyfriend on the internet
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)
you're the one who tries to flog your mediocre life as something wonderful
the time you spend on here does not support it.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:25, Reply)
mebbe read that back to yourself on the tube to work every morning

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)
well, i get a taxi most mornings
sometimes i walk, if it's sunny. but when i do get the tube, it's because i work in the world's most exciting financial centre.

keep sweeping on that industrial estate won't you.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)
And that's up against some pretty stiff competition
Financial centres are *very* exciting
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:28, Reply)
weeell...
london, new york, singapore, hong kong, chicago... they're no coventry, admittedly.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)
precisely

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)
i heard that hitler was going to make coventry the new capital if he'd won

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)
I'd probably have moved if he'd done that

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)
nah
skinny beardy peace loving treehuggers are exactly what the nazis wanted in their super race
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:45, Reply)
I pretty much owe my existence to Hitler

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:48, Reply)
you're one of the boys from Brazil?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:51, Reply)
defeating the world one bong at a time

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)
taking public transport to a financial centre is right at the top of my bucket list

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)
well, working on an industrial estate in the dead-end east side of the country is on almost everyone else's

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)
dunno anybody who does that

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Get you facts right.
He lives on an industrial estate, not works.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)
you two really need to write an FAQ detailing your imaginary version of me

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)
oh yeah
i'll read that back to myself as i stroll down kensington high street, shall i?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:44, Reply)
well yes
they're sensible people
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
no wonder you're always so miserable

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:59, Reply)
you produce pizza that looks like cancer
and you criticise anyone else's choice in food.

it's unintentional comedy gold.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
yeah ... totes ... cool

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07, Reply)
tell us again how good you are at cooking, bumbags
it's friday, we could do with a laugh
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
nobody cares, love
pick a squabble with baggy or summat
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)
you're the one who felt the need to pick on my innocent little salad
i merely pointed out that it's a hell of a lot tastier than the shit that you wank on about.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)
you're right
sorry

I shouldn't pick on you for having weight issues and a dreary office job
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)
i don't have any issues with my appearance
and i love my job.

sorry dude.

you're the one who needs to put everyone and everything down all the time. hmmmmm, wonder why.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:19, Reply)
it's not really a need
I just enjoy it
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)
more than you enjoy
any of the other things you could be doing when not needed to be in the office.

that's a bit worrying, innit? maybe you need to surround yourself with fluffy toys or something?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!
FRIIIIIDAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:01, Reply)
*click*

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
POTD!!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Oh well played

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
FLAWLESS VICTORY

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07, Reply)
BOSH!
I might pick up some tools just so I can put them down again.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)
I might pick some tools up too

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)
we've all picked up the odd tool in our time, jay

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)
I'll get my wrench out zzzzzzzzzip

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:29, Reply)
that wouldn't even tighten the nuts on a Barbie car.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:51, Reply)
it's cold and I've not been very well and I've had too much to drink and LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BIG BULLY

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I had always assumed your bumbag was full of games workshop figurines.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Im back on ignore again?
That dude's schizo innit.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07, Reply)
He did it almost two hours ago to prove to you how much you would care.
So yeah, that worked.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)
who did/

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
baggyfrock

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)
what a fucking frilly nancy

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Ignore is for winners.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:55, Reply)
wieners more like

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Haha! I only noticed because he took me off 5 minutes ago to slag me off then back on again.
hardly a flawless victory :)
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)
victory

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16, Reply)
So, what's going down in /ot today?
Apart from YM, obviously.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)
looks like stuff is going down like a turd burger

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:46, Reply)
I chose the wrong lunch.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:46, Reply)
loads of scat and pthc
it's a shame we don't have a moderator to look out for that sort of thing
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Hey, you've got a shiny new mod now.
You don't need me.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:05, Reply)
we will always need you, b33fy
always

ALWAYS
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
that came out a lot creepier than I anticipated

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:18, Reply)
deletions, bloo bloos, blocks.
Usual really
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:50, Reply)
^ upset

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:52, Reply)
It's pretty much stopping for the weekend now
Come to to think of it, the wind down seemed to start around Monday or Tuesday
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)
Anyway the important thing is that I have a pint now
And some nuts
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:26, Reply)
anyone buying that Protect Ya Neck 7" tomorrow?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)
already got it on a pre-release

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)
YDTDY

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:32, Reply)
this is something about heels isn't it

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)
n

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:00, Reply)
already got it on compact disk

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)
DS

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:33, Reply)
IC

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:36, Reply)

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